http://www.gizmodo.com/ John Gruber has a several "alternative" slogans that they could have stencilled instead:
iPods 1-Year warranty only lasts 12 months
Where by unreplaceable we mean somewhat difficult to replace
The vast majority of two-year-old iPod batteries still work just fine, but Im extraordinarily perturbed about the bad luck Ive had with mine.
iPod would almost certainly require a significantly larger form factor to accommodate an easily-swappable battery.
Im so fucking dumb Ive not only videotaped myself committing criminal vandalism, Ive released the footage publicly.