Paris Hilton Sex Vid!

[kosmo vinyl]

the simple life proves that there are indeed rich brats dumber than jessica simpson...

[paige]

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  the simple life proves that there are indeed rich brats dumber than jessica simpson...

it was so hilariously painful.
 A favorite was just the utter shock and awe that the family had on their faces when Paris said she didn't know what Wal-mart was. I can't wait for the entire town to turn on them.
 
 
 side note - you are lukcy enough to pay for your tickets like the rest of the lay people? really? interesting stuff

[kosmo vinyl]

i'm not actually an 9:30 club employee, i just  volunteered to a forum moderator awhile back since i spend all my time on the forum anyway.  so why not help out, which mainly means that i move posts requesting tickets to the proper forum.  no bigger really... it's a nice title to have  

[llauraann]

kosmo .. i think they were saying that because seth wrote "first person to post a working free link to the Paris Hilton video gets 2 free tickets to the show of their choice ".. there ya go  

Originally posted by flawd101:
 
 i think shes hotter with clothes on....
 

I think she's hotter with a burqa on...but that's another reality program altogether.  
 
 "Paris Hilton survives in the REAL world.  Airdropped over the Panjir valley in Afghanistan with nothing but kneepads, a burqa and a straight razor...tune in this Thursday after Survivor!"
 
 BTW, Would she even be receiving a quarter the media attention if her name was Omaha Sheraton?

[Venerable Bede]

one of my first thoughts after watching the simple life is the same as kosmo's:  there is someone dumber than jessica simpson.  the previews for next week look even better. . .the girls go out and hooch it up for local farm boys.  
 
 aside from paris asking what is wal-mart (do they sell walls at wal-mart?), the next best scene was when they went shopping, and paris asked if they could just have the food that they didn't enough money for. . .

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  Alternate site
 

How did you locate these sites?

[Bags]

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  aside from paris asking what is wal-mart (do they sell walls at wal-mart?)

As an FYI, in the NY Times review of the show, they reported the following:
 
 "The tone is studiously tongue-in-cheek. A narrator tells the girls' tale in an Appalachian twang, and hillbilly banjo music plays relentlessly in the background. They play along with the joke, squealing at bugs and mugging like mini-Eva Gabors. At the first dinner in the humble farmhouse, Nicole asks the Ledings if they hang out at Wal-Mart for fun. Paris asks, "What is Wal-Mart?"
 
 Ms. Hilton admitted to a gathering of incredulous television writers last summer that she had actually heard of the chain but thought it would be funny for the show if she acted as if she had not. It is."

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
   
 
 aside from paris asking what is wal-mart (do they sell walls at wal-mart?

Fuck Mal-Wart!  Here's a handy how-to guide !

[flawd101]

i forgot that was on...is it stupider then rich girls?

[Seth Hurwitz]

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  Alternate site
 
 The whole vid coming in at 28MB

FOLKS, WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

[Ikarus]

good to be the king, eh?  gotta find myself some minions to dig up porno for me...

[kosmo vinyl]

i only serve one master... evilsatan

[kosmo vinyl]

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
   

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  Alternate site
 

How did you locate these sites? [/b]

first i wasn't searching for porn, i was looking for some extreme reality tv to watch      
 
 secondly like seth when i fired up the other links posted on my mac all i got was the sound with no picture.   seeing as i cannot pass up a internet search challenge, i fired up google in search of a quicktime version of the vid.   nothing doing there, the one site that had it in quicktime is long gone.  
 
 so i continued my search using various combination and discovered the story has been included in several blogs including a couple which had the name of the file in question.  so i did a quick search using the file name and out popped a couple links that worked.  it's also been posted on the usenet binaries forums.
 
 oh yeah, it's great that the national lampoon vid follows the same script as the orginial  

Most excellent link diggery!
 
    <img src="http://www.artistdirect.com/soundtracks/photos/peeweesbigadventure.gif" alt=" - " />
 Mac afficionados always remind me of that scene in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, where our hero tells Dolly, "I'm a rebel.".