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[miss pretentious]

dear smackie,
 
 please enjoy.
 
 love, miss p.

[sonickteam2]

i miss all the good photos!!!
 
 but seriously, a few years ago this board used to offer me nothing in helping me stay atop the pop culture world, it was filled with reviews and commentary on bands that for the most part, no one i knew off this board ever even heard of
 
   but now, i know what shows are on MTV, which skinny blonde girl is turning 18 and countless other factoids that i normally would have to watch ET Tonight for!
 
 thanks guys  

[vansmack]

Originally posted by le sonick:
  but seriously, a few years ago this board used to offer me nothing in helping me stay atop the pop culture world,

Are you telling me that you have been ignoring my posts all this time?  I'm crushed.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  dear smackie,
 
 please enjoy.
 
 love, miss p.

Thank you for that.  Between that and the Freshman class arriving on campus today - I'm on overload.

[miss pretentious]

Originally posted by vansmack:
 Between that and the Freshman class arriving on campus today - I'm on overload.

Have you started a pigtail count yet?

[godsshoeshine]

Originally posted by vansmack:
   

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  smackie... where are you... it's her birthday?!?
 
  hayden says bring on the porn.

Asleep?  I'm 3 hours behind you fine folks.  I'm hopping a Virgin flight this afternoon for the festivities this evening in LA.  
 
 Which reminds me, where the hell is Fico?  I have to talk about The Hills 3 with him! [/b]

i havent watched this week's yet, but hasnt most of what's going on already been in us weekly

[vansmack]

Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  i havent watched this week's yet, but hasnt most of what's going on already been in us weekly

Thank you!  That was exactly what I wanted to talk to Fico about.  Has US Weekly ruined The Hills?  I'm watching what could have been the greatest plot twist of all time (one friend leaks a false rumor that the other is in a sex video with her ex) and I'm not the slightest bit shocked because I've already read about it and I know how it ends.  This disturbs me.  If the whole season is like this - I think the show is doomed.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  Have you started a pigtail count yet?

Here's the thing - when you're 18 you don't need to wear pigtails because you're already young, so the pigtail count is way down today as it's only the freshmen class today.  I expect it to go way up next week when the upperclassmen arrive (and when the freshman parents leave).
 
 But to answer your question, 14.
 
 One other thing I observed today that I feel the need to share.  I had the hottest mom come up to me to ask me a question about something, I mean smokin hot and I actually thought to myself, "if this is the mother, I've got to meet the daughter!"  Turns out the daughter was not very attractive at all.  What are the chances?  I've seen a lot of cute girls who's mother I was surprised wasn't very hot (which as a rule you run away from because they all end up like their mother), but how many hot moms have unattractive daughters?  A rarity, I feel.

[nkotb]

I wonder if the mom recognizes it and feels bad?  I think I'd feel a bit bad and maybe embarrassed if my kid was ugly and/or a geek.
 
 But then again, as a non-looker with a Star Wars addiction, I'm not one to judge.
 
 

Originally posted by vansmack:
 One other thing I observed today that I feel the need to share.  I had the hottest mom come up to me to ask me a question about something, I mean smokin hot and I actually thought to myself, "if this is the mother, I've got to meet the daughter!"  Turns out the daughter was not very attractive at all.  What are the chances?  I've seen a lot of cute girls who's mother I was surprised wasn't very hot (which as a rule you run away from because they all end up like their mother), but how many hot moms have unattractive daughters?  A rarity, I feel.

[TheDirector217]

Don't shoot the messenger, I simply meet public demand . . .    
 
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[TheDirector217]

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[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by vansmack:
 
 One other thing I observed today that I feel the need to share.  I had the hottest mom come up to me to ask me a question about something, I mean smokin hot and I actually thought to myself, "if this is the mother, I've got to meet the daughter!"  Turns out the daughter was not very attractive at all.  What are the chances?  I've seen a lot of cute girls who's mother I was surprised wasn't very hot (which as a rule you run away from because they all end up like their mother), but how many hot moms have unattractive daughters?  A rarity, I feel.

i have always heard that 2 really ugly people usually make a pretty attractive child. for whatever reason.  maybe 2 wrongs DO make a right!!!

[vansmack]

Originally posted by le sonick:
  i have always heard that 2 really ugly people usually make a pretty attractive child. for whatever reason.  maybe 2 wrongs DO make a right!!!

Smackette last night decided to label my quandry the "Demi Moore Corollary"" as according to her, Rumor Willis (her oldest daughter) was lucky enough to get the best of her fathers traits and not her mothers.
 
 Of course, this made me worry that if my daughters come out ugly it will be my fault as smackettes pretty hot.   after losing a few hours sleep I remembered that I can be a pretty hot chick so i'm back to worrying about what I'm going to do when they turn 13.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Originally posted by vansmack:
   I'm hopping a Virgin this afternoon

You are quite brazen about your exploits!  
 
 btw, I am disappointed in myself for not keeping up with celebrity hotties... I have never heard of this woman before... but rowr...

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Originally posted by vansmack:
   

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  dear smackie,
 
 please enjoy.
 
 love, miss p.

Thank you for that.  Between that and the Freshman class arriving on campus today - I'm on overload. [/b]

Do you teach at a private girls' boarding school?