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[Venerable Bede]

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
 
 and my favorite...
 'cantankerous marzipan'

i got "cantankerous movie theater"
 
 also got "niggardly wedding dress"

[miss pretentious]

oh man. i just got this one...
 
 'Beslan stabbed past him and took his attacker through the heart.'

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  oh man. i just got this one...
 
 'Beslan stabbed past him and took his attacker through the heart.'

That's not spam; it's from me. It's another proposed article title.

[miss pretentious]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
   

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  oh man. i just got this one...
 
 'Beslan stabbed past him and took his attacker through the heart.'

That's not spam; it's from me. It's another proposed article title. [/b]

Not enough alliteration for me. You know my standards!

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
 Not enough alliteration for me. You know my standards!

Staffwriter Slags Sufficient Headline!

[miss pretentious]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
   

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
 Not enough alliteration for me. You know my standards!

Staffwriter Slags Sufficient Headline! [/b]

Staff writer is two words  

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  Staff writer is two words    

Journalist Knocks Julian's Nouns!