Mary J Bilge

[suburbantourist]

10 posts and I am accused of being a terrorist with a debilitated circulatory system! What kind of knee-jerk --
 
 Hey, so who is this Rhett guy and why is everyone anticipating his return so nailbitingly? I'm actually pretty nice and straightforward. Just punchy today.

[suburbantourist]

And if that doesn't convince you, let me just point out that I live in Centreville. I can assure you that there is no one in Centreville named Rhett.

[ggw]

Originally posted by suburbantourist:
 Hey, so who is this Rhett guy and why is everyone anticipating his return so nailbitingly? I'm actually pretty nice and straightforward. Just punchy today.

Rhett is this prick that used to post here a lot.
 
 After several people called "bullshit" on him for attacking an innocent poster, he had a virtual nervous breakdown, spewed a lot of crap he shouldn't have spewed, and pledged that his shadow would never again darken the doorway of the 9:30 Forum.
 
 But nobody believes that, so we are currently running a pool on when he will return.
 
 Rhett had an affinity for "Americana" -- as you appear to.  Hence the confusion.

Mary J.Bilge

[broadkat]

Best song:  Patience by G n R baby... or maybe Complicated by Heavens to Betsy (yes, i am a tragedian)
 
 Favorite peripheral Simpsons character:  Snake
 
 Worst Saturday Night Live movie:  maybe wayne's world 2
 
 Celeb most likely to bite it next:  Depends.. bite what?
 
 Worst Madonna movie: swept away
 
 Fast food of choice:  chick-fil-a fries (they're number signs!!!!)
 
 Best infomercial:  the Superpan one from Mr. Show
 
 Color of underwear your wearing: black
 
 What's the best movie computer: um... the one on war games?
 
 Arnold or Willis: willis
 
 Name Your Poison:  hydrogenated oils
 
 Favorite Steven Segal film: never seen one
 
 Coolest childhood lunchbox:  the Wuzzles (these animals that were half one animal and half another, like Eleroo and Bumble-lion)
 
 Best Charlie's Angel: um, i only know Farrah Fawcett
 
 By the way, whoever said the ladies man was worse than the pat movie, HAVE YOU NO SOUL???!!!

[slappy]

Best song: Ride The Darker Wave - Sebadoh
 
 Favorite peripheral Simpsons character:  Kato
 
 Worst Saturday Night Live movie: Breakin' 2 - Electric Bugaloo
 
 Celeb most likely to bite it next: Courtney Love Hewitt
 
 Worst Madonna movie: Any that she doesn't show her juggs
 
 Fast food of choice: It's a child. Not a choice...until it's Grilled Stuft!
 
 Best infomercial: Flowbee
 
 Color of underwear your wearing: Black
 
 What's the best movie computer: iMac in Zoolander
 
 Arnold or Willis: Isaac the Bartender
 
 Name Your Poison: I'll go with mercury. All the kids are doin' it.
 
 Favorite Steven Segal film: The one where he's fat and does karate.
 
 Coolest childhood lunchbox: brown bag
 
 Best Charlie's Angel: I dream of a three way with Jacklyn Smith and Martha Stewart under the glow of a blue light.