Near-nude Britney shuns sexy image

[Jaguär]

Originally posted by duIcinea:
   

Originally posted by SystemOfADown32188:
  Yeah, I only wish I had her body.

me, too...but alas, I am just a porky midget... [/b]

LOL. And a heroine, of sorts. You inadvertantly did something that even GGW couldn't do.

[duIcinea]

Originally posted by Jaguär:
   

Originally posted by duIcinea:
     

Originally posted by SystemOfADown32188:
  Yeah, I only wish I had her body.

me, too...but alas, I am just a porky midget... [/b]

LOL. And a heroine, of sorts. You inadvertantly did something that even GGW couldn't do. [/b]

whaddayamean?

[Jaguär]

Originally posted by duIcinea:
  whaddayamean?

Oh, let's just say that you started the landslide that led to a certain departure.
 
 I'll miss 'em but a few others won't.

[duIcinea]

Originally posted by Jaguär:
   

Originally posted by duIcinea:
  whaddayamean?

Oh, let's just say that you started the landslide that led to a certain departure.
 
 I'll miss 'em but a few others won't. [/b]

is this that whole controversy about those people who thought they were so hot? I don't know...I have a freind who is thinner than me and she always tells me that if I just went jogging with her or laid off the Doritos I'd look better, my mom gets on my case, too...I'm not really that fat. whatever. it didn't really bother me that much I'm used to that shit from people.

[MindCage]

Originally posted by mankie:
   

Originally posted by MindCage:
 

Oh and 10 to 1 that beaver has a landing strip      
 
  [/b]

...that's not blond! [/b]

How do you make a blonde a brunette?  
 
 
 MindCage
 Mindless Faith
 Deep6 Productions

[Jaguär]

Originally posted by duIcinea:
 

is this that whole controversy about those people who thought they were so hot? I don't know...I have a freind who is thinner than me and she always tells me that if I just went jogging with her or laid off the Doritos I'd look better, my mom gets on my case, too...I'm not really that fat. whatever. it didn't really bother me that much I'm used to that shit from people. [/b]
 
 To quote The Pariah, "Ding Ding DING!"
 
 Just lay off that self doubt. According to those charts, I'm right where I should be and believe me, I'm no Britney Spears.    :roll:

[Jaguär]

Originally posted by MindCage:
   

Originally posted by mankie:
   

Originally posted by MindCage:
 

Oh and 10 to 1 that beaver has a landing strip        
 
  [/b]

...that's not blond! [/b]

How do you make a blonde a brunette?    
 
 
 MindCage
 Mindless Faith
 Deep6 Productions [/b]

Turn her upside down?

[MindCage]

Originally posted by Jaguär:
   

Originally posted by MindCage:
   

Originally posted by mankie:
     

Originally posted by MindCage:
 

Oh and 10 to 1 that beaver has a landing strip          
 
  [/b]

...that's not blond! [/b]

How do you make a blonde a brunette?    
 
 MindCage
 Mindless Faith
 Deep6 Productions

[Jaguär]

LOLOLOLOL
 
 And that was just a guess.
 
 What do I win?  

[mankie]

Similar joke....a lot nastier.
 
 What do you get if you turn a blond upside down??
 
 A brunette with tuna breath.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

They're only bitches to you 'cause you're trying to pick them up on the street with your wedding ring on  :p
 
 
 

Originally posted by mankie:
   

Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
     I could find a dozen sexier women in downtown DC at lunchtime any day of the week.

Unfortunately they're all demeaning, my shit doesn't stink...DC BITCHES!  I'll take skank over bitch any day...
 
 (Disclaimer)
 My wife is neither skank or bitch...I got very lucky when I found her. [/b]

[Samantha]

britney has a nice body, but she works her ass of for it.  I dont' think she has a pretty face.  the rest of her is just ugly.  nudity is all she's worth
 
 that's my opinion.  not catty.  I have no reason to be catty.
 
 esquire as a magazine rocks imo...they have exquisite fashion taste and their photography is awesome.  even their nudity is classy and sexy.
 
 rhett and celeste left?  what happened??  someone clue me in...

[paige]

Originally posted by bigtitswsmallbrain4u38573295738:
  britney has a nice body, but she works her ass of for it.  I dont' think she has a pretty face.  the rest of her is just ugly.  nudity is all she's worth
 
 that's my opinion.  not catty.  I have no reason to be catty.
 
 esquire as a magazine rocks imo...they have exquisite fashion taste and their photography is awesome.  even their nudity is classy and sexy.
 
 rhett and celeste left?  what happened??  someone clue me in...

i agree. she's not like a hot sort of exotic beauty (like milla jovovich or someone like that) and she has to work out for about 659083 hours a week to look that good. plus, she most likely goes tanning hardcore. anyone will look better with a tan. and i'm sure the wonderful techniques of airbrushing are also helpful. i'm not bitter. it just helps me feel better when i see celebrities looking all hot in magazines, because more often than not, they look like shite without all of the makeup.
 
 rhett and celeste absconded?! ostracized?! oo gossip!

[Samantha]

Originally posted by paige:
   

Originally posted by bigtitswsmallbrain4u38573295738:
  britney has a nice body, but she works her ass of for it.  I dont' think she has a pretty face.  the rest of her is just ugly.  nudity is all she's worth
 
 that's my opinion.  not catty.  I have no reason to be catty.
 
 esquire as a magazine rocks imo...they have exquisite fashion taste and their photography is awesome.  even their nudity is classy and sexy.
 
 rhett and celeste left?  what happened??  someone clue me in...

i agree. she's not like a hot sort of exotic beauty (like milla jovovich or someone like that) and she has to work out for about 659083 hours a week to look that good. plus, she most likely goes tanning hardcore. anyone will look better with a tan. and i'm sure the wonderful techniques of airbrushing are also helpful. i'm not bitter. it just helps me feel better when i see celebrities looking all hot in magazines, because more often than not, they look like shite without all of the makeup.
 
 rhett and celeste absconded?! ostracized?! oo gossip! [/b]

milla is gorgeous, utterly gorgeous.  I don't like that fake tan fake blonde beach slutty beach girl look...

[kosmo vinyl]

honestly somethings are best left unsaid at this point... feelings were greatly hurt... and certain members left the board voluntarily.