NJ Councilman takes leak on crowd off 930 balcony

[Bagley]

Anybody in the vicinity to witness this phenomenon? Surprised there wasn't more of an uproar from the crowd. Then again, it probably doesn't get more passive then a "dead" audience

[madgypsy]

I have a goatee behind?

[saco]

Originally posted by Mad Gypsy:
  I have a goatee behind?

You certainly are short...

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Mad Gypsy:
  I have a goatee behind?

if you do, dont show it to us please!

[walkonby]

mad gypsy . . . so that's who you are.  you always have that "stay out of my way or i'll pummel you" appearance, but i bet you're a marshmallow softie after work at the bar with a beer.  you do seem to strike fear into patrons, as if with one glare of your powers you make them stay in line and do what is correct at a club.  good job!

[saintangelsin]

This story is cracking me up. He must've been on some wacked out drugs or he is just that lazy. I'm not sure which and I don't care to know, but I'm glad that I sure as hell wasn't there. I just wonder what part of the balcony was he standing on...lol.

[Guiny]

He probably thought he was at a GWAR concert and nobody would notice.

[Steve Lipski]

Dude, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

[madgypsy]

Originally posted by walkonby:
  mad gypsy . . . so that's who you are.  you always have that "stay out of my way or i'll pummel you" appearance, but i bet you're a marshmallow softie after work at the bar with a beer.  you do seem to strike fear into patrons, as if with one glare of your powers you make them stay in line and do what is correct at a club.  good job!

Thanks...my glare is mighty

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Teen Idles - Deadhead

[Jaguar]

This story was part of the news this morning on a radio station out of L.A. that I was listening to. Bet it made it on a whole lot of other reports across the country. Didn't mention the name of the club; only that it was a nightclub in DC. Of course, they were having a blast reporting that one. They also noted that some spokesman for the idiot said that Dipshit (Or should that be Dippiss?) had the standard no comment comeback along with that he would remain from drinking in the future. What an ass.

[slappy]

Pollstar wins for best headline of the story.
 Urine Luck at 9:30 club
 
 He looks like the kind of fella that has mucho Chris Farley flicks in his DVD collection including 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.
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[azaghal1981]

 Councilman Steven Lipski told reporters outside his home two days later that he's "resolved never to touch alcohol again," according to the New York Daily News, adding that the incident was "deeply humiliating, very embarrassing" and "troubling."
 

There's no way alcohol was the sole cause of this. Absolutely no way. He must've taken something else. My money's on bad acid.

[sweetcell]

nah, too much alcohol (aka judgment impairment lubrication) can absolutely lead to this kinda stupidity.  not saying that another substance wouldn't make it that much moire believable, but i've seen people do stupider things in public on alcohol alone.

[azaghal1981]

The only drunk/pee in inappropriate place stories I've heard are of people passing out somewhere after long nights of drinking then waking up and thinking they're in front of a toilet when in fact they're somewhere else like in a doorway or in front of a drawer.
 
 
 Guess I've been hanging out with the wrong (or right) drunks.