Ian Brown (GAMH, 15 March 2005)
It's not often that you get to see a fight onstage.
Ian Brown and his band arrived at the Great American
Music Hall amped and, from an Oasis fan's point of
view, "Mad Fer It!" So was the crowd, filled with
Stone Roses afficionados and some casual observers.
Ian looked like, as my friend Paul said, a "scouse"
with his Adidas track jacket, shades, and a goldie
lookin' chain around his rather slender neck. His
pants were saggin' too - Easy Access style. You would
think that the baggy era never left with this guy on
stage. He opened up with the title track of his third
solo release, Solarized, but he kept on complaining
throughout the song that the sound levels were shite.
He even told the crowd after the song, "You guys paid
money to see this show - let's not go cheap with the
speakers!" He then asked the crowd, "How much did you
pay for this?" He then tried to incite a riot
afterwards by saying, "We'll trash this place!" Now I
see where Liam gets his stage presence!
Then, this is where the fun started. After "Sally
Cinnamon," which caught the entire crowd by surprise
and back to those nostalgic days of the early 1990s,
he then played "Made of Stone." My beer was raised up
high and I was ecstatic to hear this song. Then, right
dab in the middle of the song, Ian Brown, in diva-like
fashion, signaled the band to stop. He then blurted
something about the sound being horrible and then went
to the mixing desk to fix the problem. As Ian was
singing acapella about some penny he found, just to
check the noise levels, he then signaled the band to
start. Again, I was amped, ready, beer raised high,
and bouncing my head. Then, AGAIN, he stops the song
and complains about the sound. Same procedure
happened: mixing desk, sings song about pennies, and
then signaled the band to start. This time, he
completes the song and continues.
You thought that was entertaining, then you've seen
nothing yet! As he was just starting "Love Like a
Fountain," some guy in a white shirt from the crowd
jumps on the stage and rugby tackles Ian Brown! This
totally caught Ian by surprise because he was
blindsided by this guy. The band immediately rushed to
aid Ian, with security following, but Ian defended
himself! When he got up, he kicked the living shit out
of the guy! His band also did the same, and security
was trying to free the guy and break up the melee. As
the man with the white shirt got up and tried to
escape the stage, Ian then continued to pummel him. A
really big security guard tried to get Ian to stop by
holding onto Ian's jacket and refusing to let go. This
pissed Ian off and then Ian started to fight the
security guard! Somehow, someway, the security guard
ended up on the ground and Ian started pummeling him
with either his microphone or a beer glass (there are
conflicting stories on this). After the band joined
in, the security guard got up and was bloody from the
fight.
Ian and his band walked off stage and house lights
came on. GAMH promptly shut down all bars and had
security in place on the stage and around the area.
The crowd were pissed that he walked off, but I don't
blame him. The crowd chanted for his return, but to no
avail. Some left the venue, while others stuck it out.
I went to the bathroom, and I chatted amongst the
Brits in line and they were saying that this is the
greatest gig ever and that it would be even greater if
Ian came out. After 20 minutes or so, the drummer came
back on stage and Ian soon followed. Ian then grabbed
the mic and was still pissed, and he says, "If anyone
wants to fight me, come to the stage right now!" A
couple of tossers in the crowd raised their hand, but
Ian was not joking. He pinpointed a guy with glasses
in the crowd, and told the guy that he is ready to
fight him on stage. The man with glasses, surprised at
this reaction, declined but Ian was insistent. After a
couple of minutes of that, Ian then focused his
attention to another guy, stage left, and began
badgering him. Then Ian prompted the security guards,
asking any of them if they want to fight him. From
that point on, the house lights remained on and the
bars were shut down.
They then started where they left off, playing "Love
Like a Fountain." The sound was still not optimal, but
Ian continued anyways. More songs off of the new album
and his previous releases were played, all of which
were quite good even though I haven't heard of most of
them. Another Stone Roses song was played, this time
it was "Waterfall." No stoppage in the music here (I
think), but there was stoppage when the band played,
"I Wanna Be Adored." Same complaints from Ian, but the
crowd loved it nonetheless. No encore, which came as
no surprise, but we hoped for one.
News came out today that Ian got arrested in his hotel
room by S.F.P.D. and was questioned for the assault
and battery. Needless to say,
this man has a short fuse, despite his short stature.