i hereby declare June 17th to henceforth be known as "WEBLEBRITY is a bitch" day, because, let's face it, it really can be. the appropriate form of celebration is to buy tickets for a woman you've recently insulted. the official drink of "WEBLEBRITY is a bitch" day is a gin & tonic. currently accepting submission for the official "WEBLEBRITY is a bitch" day theme song (with "the bitch is back" being the obvious front-runner).
happy bitch day!