The LNS Show

[miss pretentious]

Please tell me I'm not the only one slightly mortified by the prospect of a Late Night Shots show (a la The Hills) being filmed in DC ..
 
 "Are you the next Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari or Brody Jenner?
   
 LATE NIGHT SHOTS members are invited to nominate themselves or friends to be part of the LATE NIGHT SHOTS REALITY TV SERIES.  
 
 PB&J Television, in association with Late Night Shots, is currently casting D.C.-area LNSers for Season One of this show.  Series will be filmed in D.C.  Men and women aged 21-29 are welcome to apply for this new primetime docu-series in the vein of The Hills.  Friends and acquaintances strongly encouraged to apply together.  Seeking all types (ingénues, fashionistas, bad boys, jet-setters, etc.).
 
 Invitation open ONLY to D.C.-area Late Night Shots members.  Please complete the downloadable application and email the app and a recent photo to info@pbandjtv.com or fax to 310.396.3651, Attn:  Havva."
 
  Ready to apply yet?

[sweetcell]

wait - LNS, as in "DCâ??s closed, invitation-only social networking site for rich prostitutes and Southern trust-fund children with gonorrhea"?  i can't stand reality TV, but this show would hook me for a few episodes while i loved to hate these creatures.  fun!

[azaghal1981]

Yes!
 
 
 Before clicking on this thread, I thought "please let this be about an LNS reality show."
 
 
 Awesome!
 
 
 This should make for some of the best unintentional comedy ever.

[miss pretentious]

the DCist comments are pretty funny themselves.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO considering applying. I can't believe I still have an LNS account.

[sweetcell]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
 I can't believe I still have an LNS account.

stop it.
 
 you're making that up, right?

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by sweetcell:
 you're making that up, right?

No, dead serious. I never "used" it, but I have one.

[ggw]

My God!  If this happens the rest of the country might believe that Washington is full of vain and vacuous boobs who are more interested in raising their own profiles or getting laid than in accomplishing something real.....
 
 Oh....wait.....
 nevermind.

[sweetcell]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
 No, dead serious.

actually, i could definitely picture your southern charms decked out in a popped-collar JCrew outfit...
 
 seriously tho, how did that happen?  slimeball in college much?
 
 

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  the DCist comments are pretty funny themselves.

best one:
 
 

I'll only watch this show if it features steel cage matches between the Late Night Shooters and the Brightest Young Things . . . dueling self-promotional headcases from all over the cultural/political spectrum!
 By Nate [28] | 02/06/08 04:02PM

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by sweetcell:
 actually, i could definitely picture your southern charms decked out in a popped-collar JCrew outfit...

Whoa, Sally. I'm not Southern. Go Blue.
 
 

Originally posted by sweetcell:
 seriously tho, how did that happen?  slimeball in college much?

I think we were planning on raiding it once over on HFStival.com but during the process of getting a hundred+ of our members registered on there, we got apathetic and never did anything. I've logged in a few times to read their idioticy though.

[Arthwys]

So let me get this straight Julian.  You could hypothetically invite all of us boardies to become LNS members and then we start crashing their parties by showing up en masse and only requesting Yeasayer and Fuck Buttons?

[ggw]

Oh, you crazy hfstival.com kids and your wacky hijinks.  Somebody should do a reality series about you.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by Arthwys:
  So let me get this straight Julian.  You could hypothetically invite all of us boardies to become LNS members and then we start crashing their parties by showing up en masse and only requesting Yeasayer and Fuck Buttons?

Well, yes, but I'm not going to.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Oh, you crazy hfstival.com kids and your wacky hijinks.  Somebody should do a reality series about you.

That would be amazing. I could cherry-pick a cast and it'd trump anything ever put on reality TV.

[manimtired]

sweetcell...coming from a guy who lives in the gym and loves pearl jam i dont see why youre not applying for this..