My college roommate in 1988-1989 used to pore through phone books to find the listed phone numbers of semi-obscure punk rock figures. He'd then call them, pretend he was a writer for a fanzine, and conduct a mock interview with them. I'd be laughing my ass off on the other side of the room. I'm not sure how my roommate always managed to keep a straight face.
One of the people I do remember him talking to was GG Allin. I wish I could remember the content of the conversation, but all I remember is my roommate mentioning a show that GG had done at the QE2 Club in Albany, NY and GG commenting that yes indeed, he did remember that show, and that he liked the club. I emailed my roommate, who seems to have a much better long term memory than me, to get some details.
Needless to say, neither of us had a girlfriend at the time.