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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #480 on: June 29, 2022, 12:57:19 pm »
Cheez-its are nearly as perfect as bacon.

Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #481 on: June 29, 2022, 01:21:47 pm »
Cheez-its are nearly as perfect as bacon.
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #482 on: February 09, 2024, 04:59:05 pm »
Stopped for some pizza and a beer at Cushwa Brewery after a hike.

FYI today is World Pizza Day (National Pizza Day was moved to coincide with it... DAMN GLOBALISTS)

if you google "national pizza day" you'll get links to various news stories describing which chains are having deals, giving away pizza, etc. - in case you want to indulge tonight.

i'm currently having a a very sad slice of cafeteria pizza, of previously frozen origin.  no time to head out and find a decent slice.  woe est moi.
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #483 on: February 09, 2024, 06:59:21 pm »
Leftover pepperoni slices from Gemelli's heated in the air fryer. Mmm.

Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #484 on: February 09, 2024, 10:06:21 pm »
Im going on record
the uncooked pizza that Whole Foods carries is the best make at home pizza.

Had some pepperoni tonight
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #485 on: February 09, 2024, 11:12:44 pm »
It's not real pizza unless it's cooked at 900F. If you're heating it up in your Kitchenaid, then it's just bread with an inferiority complex.

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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #486 on: February 09, 2024, 11:23:48 pm »
It's not real pizza unless it's cooked at 900F. If you're heating it up in your Kitchenaid, then it's just bread with an inferiority complex.
what, now huh?
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #487 on: February 09, 2024, 11:40:02 pm »
Ive had so much what I not real pizza Im my life, I could write a book about

Yes my oven maxes out at 500, but Im telling you, it is easily better than at least 80% of the places in the DMV that somehow stay in business selling pizza

While there are a few exceptions, the thing I feel dc should be known for is how bad the average slice of pizza is in this area
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #488 on: February 10, 2024, 12:06:39 am »
Bacon is called bacon, because it is not called, pizza.

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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #489 on: February 10, 2024, 11:21:38 am »
I don't think I've ever had bacon on my pizza. I'd like to try it now.

Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #490 on: February 10, 2024, 05:13:03 pm »
Bacon is called bacon, because it is not called, pizza.
I have to agree with you. Im not sure how we got on a pizza rant in the bacon thread.

I called foul on the original poster
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #491 on: February 12, 2024, 01:14:46 pm »
Bacon is called bacon, because it is not called, pizza.
I have to agree with you. Im not sure how we got on a pizza rant in the bacon thread.

I called foul on the original poster

i'm of the position that pizza is, in fact, a perfect food.  right up there with sushi... and bacon.
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #492 on: February 12, 2024, 01:15:13 pm »
I don't think I've ever had bacon on my pizza. I'd like to try it now.

bacon + black olives is a killer 'za combo.
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #493 on: February 12, 2024, 01:15:31 pm »
It's not real pizza unless it's cooked at 900F. If you're heating it up in your Kitchenaid, then it's just bread with an inferiority complex.

 900 is excessive, 750 is upper end for me and typically i stay at 650.  the missus got me a pizza oven for xmas, it's a huge hit at the sweetcell household.
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