The Worlds Most Perfect Food

[off-season “wink” santa]

Cheez-its are nearly as perfect as bacon.

[BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Cheez-its are nearly as perfect as bacon.

[sweetcell]

Stopped for some pizza and a beer at Cushwa Brewery after a hike.

FYI today is World Pizza Day (National Pizza Day was moved to coincide with it... DAMN GLOBALISTS)

if you google "national pizza day" you'll get links to various news stories describing which chains are having deals, giving away pizza, etc. - in case you want to indulge tonight.

i'm currently having a a very sad slice of cafeteria pizza, of previously frozen origin.  no time to head out and find a decent slice.  woe est moi.

[shemptiness]

Leftover pepperoni slices from Gemelli's heated in the air fryer. Mmm.

[BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I’m going on record
the uncooked pizza that Whole Foods carries is the best make at home pizza.

Had some pepperoni tonight

[off-season “wink” santa]

It's not real pizza unless it's cooked at 900F. If you're heating it up in your Kitchenaid, then it's just bread with an inferiority complex.

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

It's not real pizza unless it's cooked at 900F. If you're heating it up in your Kitchenaid, then it's just bread with an inferiority complex.

what, now huh?

[BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I’ve had so much what I “not real pizza” I’m my life, I could write a book about

Yes my oven maxes out at 500, but I’m telling you, it is easily better than at least 80% of the places in the DMV that somehow stay in business selling “pizza”

While there are a few exceptions, the thing I feel dc should be known for is how bad the average slice of pizza is in this area

[walk, on bye]

Bacon is called bacon, because it is not called, pizza.

[shemptiness]

I don't think I've ever had bacon on my pizza. I'd like to try it now.

[BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Bacon is called bacon, because it is not called, pizza.

I have to agree with you. I’m not sure how we got on a pizza rant in the bacon thread.

I called foul on the original poster

[sweetcell]

Bacon is called bacon, because it is not called, pizza.

I have to agree with you. I’m not sure how we got on a pizza rant in the bacon thread.

I called foul on the original poster

i'm of the position that pizza is, in fact, a perfect food.  right up there with sushi... and bacon.

[sweetcell]

I don't think I've ever had bacon on my pizza. I'd like to try it now.

bacon + black olives is a killer 'za combo.

[sweetcell]

It's not real pizza unless it's cooked at 900F. If you're heating it up in your Kitchenaid, then it's just bread with an inferiority complex.

 900 is excessive, 750 is upper end for me and typically i stay at 650.  the missus got me a pizza oven for xmas, it's a huge hit at the sweetcell household.

[kosmo vinyl]

Ok this may well be the world's most perfect food from a local food truck Borinquen Lunchbox. Their Cheese Dog is a hot dog with cheese wrapped with their empanada dough.  Apologies to all vegans...



I remember this food truck from when I used to work downtown and food trucks were a plently and freely roamed the streets...  Based on their Instragram page they only just appear at local breweries at this point..