ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?

[sweetcell]

BBC: There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1

RUN FOR THE... wait, where are we supposed to run to, again?  i knew this flu thing was a cover-up.  we're all f*cked.

[walkonby]

[bearman🐻]

HA! Cute. Almost had me for a split second there.

Zombie Swine Flu. That'd be cool. Huh huh.

[Relaxer]

Ooh eeek, zombies in England. What are they gonna do, drink tea and lose the revolutionary war on me? Even if they bite you, their teeth are so fucked that they will break rather than your skin. Please. I'll just slap them in their powdered wigs and be on my merry way while they lay there all crying like british poofs.

[walkonby]

Ooh eeek, zombies in England. What are they gonna do, drink tea and lose the revolutionary war on me? Even if they bite you, their teeth are so fucked that they will break rather than your skin. Please. I'll just slap them in their powdered wigs and be on my merry way while they lay there all crying like british poofs.

are you making a comeback?  i hope.    good show, ole chap.

[sweetcell]

and yes, it's great to have relaxer back in fighting form

[walkonby]

[Relaxer]

GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.

[walkonby]

GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.

bigger joke?  wnba  or lpga?  fat people in spandex or fat people in swimming outfits?  tough-guy paraplegics or einstein intelligent paraplegics?

[DeathFromAbove1979]

I read this yesterday and my friend flipped her shit. At the bottom of the article it talks about a little boy coming back to lief and she was terrified.


I just stared at her.

[Relaxer]

GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.

bigger joke?  wnba  or lpga?  fat people in spandex or fat people in swimming outfits?  tough-guy paraplegics or einstein intelligent paraplegics?

[walkonby]

GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.

bigger joke?  wnba  or lpga?  fat people in spandex or fat people in swimming outfits?  tough-guy paraplegics or einstein intelligent paraplegics?

oh how you are pushing it!! 

[walkonby]

one step further, seeing how this is a zombie thread.   



yummy

[sweetcell]

wait - are those two ZOMBIES?!?!  are we getting into zombie sex?  AWRITE!!!



let's not forget the ever-popular Zombie Sex Guide (NSFW, obvs)