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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #375 on: March 11, 2024, 03:41:25 pm »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #376 on: March 12, 2024, 04:02:33 pm »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #377 on: March 13, 2024, 01:58:07 pm »
Yada, what are you doing in C'ville on a work day?


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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #378 on: March 13, 2024, 04:07:21 pm »
A cat in western Japan fell into a vat of toxic chemicals and scampered off into the night, prompting a warning from local officials.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #379 on: March 13, 2024, 04:13:18 pm »
A cat in western Japan fell into a vat of toxic chemicals and scampered off into the night, prompting a warning from local officials.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #380 on: March 15, 2024, 12:04:26 pm »
Ted Cruz roasted after PornHub pulls out of Texas

really think they actually could have done a much better job with the puns on this one
Jules, how would you title this article?


this isn't bad, but still missed the opportunity for a good pun

Ted Cruz and porn: a brief history
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #381 on: March 15, 2024, 12:18:41 pm »
Ted Cruz roasted after PornHub pulls out of Texas

really think they actually could have done a much better job with the puns on this one
Jules, how would you title this article?


this isn't bad, but still missed the opportunity for a good pun

Ted Cruz and porn: a brief history

Sure he wasn't spitroasted?
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #382 on: March 15, 2024, 02:46:10 pm »
Ted Cruz roasted after PornHub pulls out of Texas

really think they actually could have done a much better job with the puns on this one
Jules, how would you title this article?
What they've got is pretty good but subbing out "roasted" for "ramrodded" would take it next level.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #383 on: March 18, 2024, 12:15:23 pm »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #384 on: March 18, 2024, 09:50:14 pm »
Ben Folds Five Marriages
takes so little effort, but damn is that good
I bet the onion pitched that after his 3rd
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