930 - both the club and the board - brings us many joys.  seth telling us the jesus lizard are coming.  appearance of cupcakes in staph's ears.  announcement of a line-up for a festival that many had assumed wasn't happening at all.  a hilarious reply or a savage put-down on this board.  
BUT these joys are fleeting and unpredictable.  there is, however, one source of merriment that we can count on: 
WEBLEBRITY is a bitch day!!!  june 17th is like christmas 'round these parts, so go ahead - get yourself a gin & tonic, crank up "the bitch is back" (or ben fold's version of 
Bitches ain't sh!t), and keep those tickets flowing*.  this being a young holiday, proposal for other appropriate forms of celebration are always welcome but you've only got until midnight to suggest them!
we all need WEBLEBRITY is a bitch day, because, let's face it, it really can be.  pass the hors d'oeuvres, and happy bitch day!!!
* given current economic conditions, tickets for the van morrison show are excluded from this year's holiday.