- ravers: vicks vapo-rub, which is annoying to mildly gag-inducing. occasionally a mild whiff of ground teeth can be caught. all very ephemerous.
- hipsters: their air of superiority, while insulting, isn't actually perceptable by one's nose. mostly likely wearing Old Spice or something else equally ironic. used to cover the smell of their vintage crushed velvet, which is too fragile to wash (and, like, they don't care enough to wash it anyways).
- hippies: slathered in mounds of pachoulli and nag champa in attempts to hide the fact that they haven't bathed since bonnaroo'03.
winner: hippies. arguably the only contest they'll ever win.