The Judgement Day thread

[James Ford]

World's not ending until October. Only the rapture on May 21.

does anyone know the exact time the world will end on 5/21?

[betao]

Ok. Then what time does the rapture start?

[nkotb]

Holy shit, the Rapture are playing?!?!?!  When/Where/Pre-Sale Link?!?!?!?!?

Ok. Then what time does the rapture start?

[vansmack]

does anyone know the exact time the world will end on 5/21?

The Rapture is supposed to start at 6PM.  The only question now is - in what time zone?

[sweetcell]

nkotb made me laugh.  well done.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699

[Jaguar]

Word is, the end begins on May 21st. What is everyone's plans?

Showing up for work. Now if this thing turns out to be real, let me know and I'll instead go party on the beach... if the sun ever bothers to come out!

There's another date that some keep talking about. Think it's December 21st, 2012. I can't keep track of all these dates and how often the world is supposed to end. It's more like ending a month without slipping into another billing cycle.

[James Ford]

So did the rapture happen or not? I need to call some of my relatives to see if they are still around.


We were out camping on judgment day. Had this conversation at the picnic table:

Three year (almost 4) old daughter: Mommy, where do flies sleep?
Mommy: In HELL.
Daughter: What's Hell?


Later we went on a 3.8 mile RT hike to a waterfall. Our dog stopped to take a dump off to the side. My daughter starts yelling "Three fucking shits!" at the top of her lungs and was so proud of herself that she repeated it another half dozen times. She did a 3.8 mile hike with quite a bit of elevation loss and gain. In three hours flat (The book said it takes 3 hours 40 minutes). Without getting carried once. She can say whatever the fuck she wants to.

[vansmack]

Did you post that from work, because I don't think that would get past the censors?

[James Ford]

When it comes to censoring language, my work appears to be more diligent in censoring email than the internet.

[Frank Gallagher]

I'm in deep doo-doo..I went on a raping and pillaging rampage all day Saturday afternoon. Now my missus is well pissed off and I have some 'splain'n to do.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

God decided he wasn't ready for the Rapture, so he had it aborted.

[James Ford]

Yet another hysterical abortion joke! hahhaha

[sweetcell]

I'm in deep doo-doo..I went on a raping and pillaging rampage all day Saturday afternoon. Now my missus is well pissed off and I have some 'splain'n to do.

i fell into the same trap.  based on how high and mighty the missus acts and how much she talks down on everything i do, i totally assumed she would be front of the line for the rapture.  so i went nuts on saturday too, assuming i was off the hook... now i'm REALLY in the dog house.  biggest no-show in history!

[sweetcell]

Yet another hysterical abortion joke! hahhaha

actually it was rather funny - for those whom abortion isn't a sacred cow that can't even be referred to in jest.  YMMV.