i know it's so much fun being a contrarian, and those band names you came up with are simply, flat-out, 100%, hi-larious (they made me laugh and laugh and laugh!) ... but once all the uncontrollable guffaws subsided, i realized that (a) none of the bands you conflated sound remotely like each other, and (b) you've never even heard any of these groups
you're such a valued member of this internet community!