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Bombay Chutney

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #135 on: December 18, 2012, 04:28:04 pm »
Quote from: kosmo vinyl on December 18, 2012, 01:50:38 pm
"Tuning '77" - a seamless audio supercut of an entire year of the Grateful Dead tuning their instruments, live on stage. Chronologically sequenced, this remix incorporates every publicly available recording from 1977, examining the divide between audience expectation and performance anxiety.

http://archive.org/details/gd1977-12-31_505

I can't begin to tell you how much I love this. 
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Justin Tonation

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #136 on: January 04, 2013, 10:45:38 am »


Still too sexy for Utah

Utah school recasts musical with sexy Elvis songs

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - A parent who was "All Shook Up" about Elvis Presley songs in a high-school drama prompted educators to cancel the musical, deeming it too sexual. But the decision was reversed Thursday by administrators at the high school south of Salt Lake City.

The administrators at Herriman High School received permission from the copyright owners of "All Shook Up" to edit some of Presley's songs and make scene changes in the American jukebox musical that borrows from William Shakespeare.

"The show will go on," said Sandy Riesgraf, a spokeswoman for the Jordan School District. "Our biggest concern early on, we wanted to make some changes to keep the play within community values. It's a win-win for all of us."

Presley warbles about a sweetheart whose "lips are like a volcano that's hot" in his song from 1957. "I'm proud to say she's my buttercup. I'm in love. I'm all shook up."

His song lyrics together with a scene suggesting cross-dressing were deemed offensive by a person the school is refusing to identify.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #137 on: January 09, 2013, 03:41:33 pm »
Baseball writers reject Bonds, Sosa, Clemens, elect no one to Hall of Fame.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/09/no-new-baseball-hall-of-fame-members-this-year/?hpt=hp_t2
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #138 on: January 09, 2013, 04:43:41 pm »
Quote from: grateful on January 09, 2013, 03:41:33 pm
Baseball writers reject Bonds, Sosa, Clemens, elect no one to Hall of Fame.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/09/no-new-baseball-hall-of-fame-members-this-year/?hpt=hp_t2

i don't see how you can keep bonds out of hall of fame.  his stats even before he started using steroids were easily way over the threshold for HOF election.  Who knows if Nolan Ryan and Cal Ripken weren't using steroids.  Are they going to keep everyone out of the hall for a 20 year period? 
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #139 on: January 18, 2013, 06:35:09 pm »
i couldn't decide if this belongs here, or in nkotb's thread:

This Guy Sounds Legit: Craigslist Ad Requesting Ladies Interested In Star Trek Role Playing (In A Garage)
http://www.geekologie.com/2013/01/sounds-legit-star-trek-role-playing-crai.php

of course it's legit: "nothing weird is going to happen".
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #140 on: January 19, 2013, 12:13:05 pm »


Quote from: sweetcell on January 18, 2013, 06:35:09 pm
i couldn't decide if this belongs here, or in nkotb's thread:

This Guy Sounds Legit: Craigslist Ad Requesting Ladies Interested In Star Trek Role Playing (In A Garage)
http://www.geekologie.com/2013/01/sounds-legit-star-trek-role-playing-crai.php

of course it's legit: "nothing weird is going to happen".
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #141 on: January 19, 2013, 01:47:11 pm »
i get excited . . . when nkotb posts.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #142 on: January 24, 2013, 07:31:23 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #143 on: January 26, 2013, 08:54:26 am »
Justin Bieber investigated for alleged assault with Nerf gun

http://www.nme.com/news/justin-bieber/68371
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #144 on: January 28, 2013, 12:03:36 am »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #145 on: January 31, 2013, 08:45:53 am »

Man accidentally invites fiancee's best friend over for three-way in public, incredible YouTube video.  :o

"I just figured it was something we could do sometime."

http://www.happyplace.com/20948/man-accidentally-posts-invitation-for-three-way-to-public-youtube-account
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #146 on: January 31, 2013, 10:23:00 am »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #147 on: February 01, 2013, 03:21:29 pm »
Axl Rose's Congenital Lateness May Cost Him Slash Lawsuit

http://www.spin.com/articles/axl-rose-lateness-slash-lawsuit-activision-guitar-hero
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #148 on: February 01, 2013, 03:22:41 pm »
Not sure if this is real or an elaborate 4chan/Onion joke?

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/

It looks like they just stole all the coding from an old version of Facebook.
I signed in as Norv Rogers (Shaggy from Scooby Doo's real name ) if anyone wants to be a tea bag friend.

Actual quotes from the 'news feed' and 'polls'.

"This is probably a picture of a Jewish child murdered by a palastinian dog. They do that you know. They do what their homosexual god mohamid told them to do."

"Whose going to win the superbowl?
1 hour ago by PFT Commenter
_ ravens (have murderer ray louis)
_ SF 69ers (gay city, star receiver who wears #15!)"


"Wat is the worst thing1 abouut Barack Obami?
11 minutes ago by Rochelle Simone
_ hes not even a real citizn
_ we have to pay taxes
_ Bush hasn't been president in 4 years
_ he voted to take away our right to have babieas"


"Which subject would you most like to learn more about?
34 minutes ago by kilogulf59 aka Ken
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #149 on: February 07, 2013, 12:45:24 pm »
666 on tax form causes Christian worker to quit his job

And the number keeps coming up in his life. This guy is doomed.
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