When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[DeathFromAbove1979]

They also have one for Gatorade but it's just the current G logo, which is boring. If someone who didn't know the logo saw it they'd have no idea what a "G" button does.

I actually triggers a member of G Unit coming to your house and rapping.

It took about 10 years, but you made me lol irl.

[sweetcell]

dash buttons for Julian:

http://www.amazon.com/Olay-Dash-Button-Limited-Release/dp/B00WJ12ZFG/
http://www.amazon.com/LOreal-Youth-Code-Dash-Button/dp/B00WJ11HZ0/

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

dash buttons for Julian:

http://www.amazon.com/Olay-Dash-Button-Limited-Release/dp/B00WJ12ZFG/
http://www.amazon.com/LOreal-Youth-Code-Dash-Button/dp/B00WJ11HZ0/

Call me when they have one for Montaudon.

[sweetcell]

^ pray tell that montaudon is your "everyday" champagne...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

^ pray tell that montaudon is your "everyday" champagne...

I mean, it's my "house" champagne. I don't drink champagne "everyday".

[kosmo vinyl]

There's only so much time in the day: Pornhub reports traffic drop on Fallout 4 launch
http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/fallout-4-launch-pornhub/

[kosmo vinyl]

Era's just aren't what they used to be... 23 months

End of an era: Apple shutters Beats Music for good
http://www.digitaltrends.com/music/apple-shutters-beats-music-for-good/

 

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Era's just aren't what they used to be... 23 months

End of an era: Apple shutters Beats Music for good
http://www.digitaltrends.com/music/apple-shutters-beats-music-for-good/

POTW material

[Justin Tonation]

Drew Daniel (Matmos) tweeted about this:

Make the Censors Watch 'Paint Drying'

The British Board of Film Certification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors) was established in 1912 to ensure films remained free of 'indecorous dancing', 'references to controversial politics' and 'men and women in bed together', amongst other perceived indiscretions.

Today, it continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate.

Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length. For many independent filmmakers, such a large upfront can prove prohibitively expensive.

Luckily, there?s a flipside to all of this: while filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.

That?s why I?m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying ? a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall. All the money raised by this campaign (minus Kickstarter's fees) will be put towards the cost of the certificate, so the final length of the film will be determined by how much money is raised here.

For instance, if we raise £108.59, the film will be one minute long. If we raise £526.90, it'll be an hour long. And so on.

As of this post, it's 34 minutes long with 29 days to go.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

GENIUS!! Hahahahaha!!!

[walk,on,by]

oh yes, that's smart.  that will work, beyond an article to report on it.

[Got Haggis?]

onion article from 2003

http://www.theonion.com/multiblogpost/this-war-will-destabilize-the-entire-mideast-regio-11534

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My peeps getting some respect!~
A Boston woman was allowed to wear a spaghetti strainer on her head for her driver's license photo, due to her belief in the Pastafarian religion.

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Facebook doesn't believe Phuc Dat Bich is man's real name

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Facebook doesn't believe Phuc Dat Bich is man's real name

apparently I was pwned
Turns Out That Guy Named Phuc Dat Bich Is A Dirty Lying Bich