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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1351 on: August 07, 2020, 12:58:45 pm »
NSFW  ;D :o

You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop
Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says he ‘gave it his all’



https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/07/german-nudist-chases-wild-boar-that-stole-laptop-berlin-teufelssee
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1352 on: August 17, 2020, 02:45:00 pm »
actually from the Onion....
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1353 on: August 17, 2020, 06:53:05 pm »
he ‘gave it his all’

I would have clicked if it was "she 'gave it her all'"
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1354 on: September 05, 2020, 04:04:34 pm »


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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1357 on: November 02, 2020, 02:28:53 pm »
Costco boycotts coconut milk brand due to monkey slaves.
"No kind shopper wants monkeys to be chained up and treated like coconut-picking machines,"

But the same shopper isn't that concerned about the humans who make their iphones and nikes
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1359 on: November 11, 2020, 01:59:56 pm »
^ scary robots in japan... what could possibly go wrong?
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1360 on: November 11, 2020, 02:21:29 pm »
nothing to see here...simlarities are scary
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1363 on: December 03, 2020, 01:27:11 pm »
Anti-LGBTQ school board member ends career on bum note


Frances Cogelja resigned after forcing 150 people to watch her use the toilet during a Zoom meeting


https://www.metroweekly.com/2020/12/anti-lgbtq-school-board-member-ends-career-on-bum-note

But on Nov. 23, it was other board members, parents, and students who were left “disgusted and appalled” when Cogelja took her laptop to the toilet during a Zoom meeting and relieved herself in front of 150 participants, the Daily Voice reports.

just spit balling here but i'm guessin' her twitter profile says she a conservative and a good christian..

also kudos for a superb headline!!!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1364 on: December 03, 2020, 01:33:43 pm »
ok cool story...but wouldn't expect to see that in the Onion

that Nick Cave has an inventory problem with his erotic wallpaper...oh hell yeah
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