Brian Wallace is like the the Sarah Palin of the 9:30 Club Board. We all laugh, jeer, get pissed off, or gawk, but the reality with people like that, if you stop paying them attention they'll eventually go away. Not that I don't find some of his stuff sometimes amusing even if I disagree with 99% of it. Maybe if we validate him with a flick along the lines of "Who's Nailin' Palin" he'll be be appeased. We could call it "Balls to the Wallace: Grudge Fuck 7".