Hey kids,
Look. I'm really sorry my son junks up this forum. You have to understand it's tough being the son of a classic rock DJ. I wasn't always around for Brian's tee ball games. What can I say? Penguin Feathers paid well for live broadcasts. (the free rolling papers didn't hurt either)
I have more time for him now that my station just flipped to talk radio. Lord knows something has to get me through this Rocktober without an air check.
Brian, you need to start controlling your emotions. We named you after the greatest music entrepreneur ever, Brian Epstein, in order for you to have a path to follow. Let's work on that rage and get you happy. I'm sorry I couldn't pay for your school, but let's be honest, you have always been a little like Foghat's best jam a - 'Slow Ride'.
Come by the house tonight so I can give you a hug. (I also have a little surprise. I didn't throw away those Lady Gaga posters you had up on your wall.)
Papa