Dear Whoever is in Charge Over there at Rehoboth,
Could you please:
1. Institute a fine to be leveed against any badly tatooed, meth user looking people who decide it's their right to spit on the boardwalk? Or, so as not to be discriminatory, just fine anybody who spits on the boardwalk.
2. Institute a fine against any 250 pound MILK (Mom I'd Like to Kill) who decides to use one of those foot shower thingies to wash every grain of sand off her of four kid's beach toys when there are other people standing in line right behind her in 95 degree weather who actually want to wash the sand off their feet and legs. (Maybe she doesn't have running water at her house? Maybe she shouldn't have had all those kids.)
...that way, you will collect enough fine money so that you don't give "permit only" parking tickets to people who park on a block with NO signs far, far away from the beach..
Sincerely,
Husband of the woman who proclaimed your beach "too low class for us".