Author Topic: RatBastard's New Home  (Read 1664 times)

chaz

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RatBastard's New Home
« on: January 25, 2013, 04:04:53 pm »
Now accepting applications

http://www.iiicitadel.com/index.html

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Re: RatBastard's New Home
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2013, 04:14:22 pm »
Fingers crossed for a Jonestown '13.
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Re: RatBastard's New Home
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2013, 04:15:23 pm »
this place sounds like waco and ruby ridge . . . just waiting to happen.

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Re: RatBastard's New Home
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2013, 04:19:17 pm »
this place sounds like waco and ruby ridge . . . just waiting to happen.
x 1000......As every citizen 13 and over is required to own an AR15 and 1000 rounds of ammo. 

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Re: RatBastard's New Home
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2013, 04:19:54 pm »
either jon stewart or colbert mentioned this project last week...

from their "Patriot Agreement":

Two: Every able-bodied Patriot aged 13 and older governed by this Agreement shall annually demonstrate proficiency with the rifle of his/her choice by hitting a man-sized steel target at 100 yards with open sights at the Citadel range. Each Resident shall have 10 shots and must hit the target at least 7 times.

Three: Every able-bodied Patriot aged 13 and older governed by this Agreement shall annually demonstrate proficiency with a handgun of choice by hitting a man-sized steel target at 25 yards with open sights at the Citadel range. Each Resident shall have 10 shots and must hit the target at least 7 times.

Four: Every able-bodied Patriot of age within the Citadel will maintain one AR15 variant in 5.56mm NATO, at least 5 magazines and 1,000 rounds of ammunition. The responsibility for maintaining functional arms and ammunition levels for every member of the household shall fall to the head of household. Every able-bodied Patriot will be responsible for maintaining a Tactical Go Bag or Muster Kit to satisfy the Minuteman concept. Details TBD and posted elsewhere.

http://www.iiicitadel.com/patriotagreement.html

personally i'm slightly in favor of this endeavor.  i'm all for concentrating the crazies.  let them kill each other.
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Re: RatBastard's New Home
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2013, 04:21:49 pm »
I like the part where if you go into town you MUST be armed.  Don't leave your gun in your car.  It actually says that.

Could be a fascinating sociology experiment.

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Re: RatBastard's New Home
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2013, 04:28:58 pm »
the map is quite insightful: an outer wall, an inner wall, AND internal walls to seal off sections/neighborhoods.  yup, this is a government stand-off waiting to happen.

and i love the description on their cost estimator:

"Every Citadel home will come with a 2,500 gallon water tank, a one year supply of food for either 1 or 2 adults, 1 or 2 AR15-variant rifles and 1,000 rounds of ammunition per rifle, a generator, a composting toilet, a vault, a protective Safe Room. If you are bringing more than 2 adults, additional ARs, ammunition and food will be added for a tiny fee. Remember, your home requires zero down payment, zero interest, no background check and no credit check... and your Lease is for Life."
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Re: RatBastard's New Home
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2013, 04:33:55 pm »
Take out the guns and this is pretty much a hippy commune.
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