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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #135 on: July 11, 2008, 02:34:00 pm »
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WHEN WAS THIS PHOTO TAKEN AND WHERE?
 
 Many will take this as a light-hearted Internet "joke" and foolishly, they will not heed what is CLEARLY a first warning.
 
 I'm going to start running over people in my car in hopes that the undead are among my victims. [/b]
that will give a whole new meaning to the "ghost memorials."  if zombies do such things for their fallen brethren, that is.

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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #136 on: July 11, 2008, 07:24:00 pm »
speaking of zombie warning signs:
 
 every time the front doors of the club fog up during a show, someone (i'm not saying who) writes "beware of zombies" on them.  if you can't see out the door, they might sneak up on us.

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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #137 on: July 11, 2008, 11:30:00 pm »
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #138 on: July 12, 2008, 10:06:00 am »
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WHEN WAS THIS PHOTO TAKEN AND WHERE?
 
 Many will take this as a light-hearted Internet "joke" and foolishly, they will not heed what is CLEARLY a first warning.
 
 I'm going to start running over people in my car in hopes that the undead are among my victims. [/b]
I'm guessing that was taken in some dorks bedroom using photoshop.

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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #139 on: July 12, 2008, 02:45:00 pm »
Zombie Defense 101:
 
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #140 on: July 12, 2008, 03:39:00 pm »
That is excellent and uniformly informative. I've printed out copies and hung them in every room of the house. I plan to paper the neighborhood as well.
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #141 on: August 13, 2008, 05:21:00 pm »
information on the state and impending  zombie attack on san francisco. . .
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #142 on: August 13, 2008, 05:26:00 pm »
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #143 on: August 20, 2008, 11:17:00 pm »
Zombie Apocalypse: Silver Spring
 
 Relaxer, is this you?
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #144 on: August 20, 2008, 11:54:00 pm »
the above links to the zombie survival quiz.  my result:
 
 You are 22% likely to survive
 You have an inkling of what Z-Day might hold, but overall you are going to be Zombie chow. Remember, Z-Day won't be what Romero and Synder portray it to be.
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #145 on: August 21, 2008, 09:31:00 am »
I received a 37 percent rating, which is just ridiculous. The entire quiz is slanted toward those who can use a firearm. While that's a valuable skill to be sure, the truly prepared individual should be far from Ground Z when use of a firearm is warranted.
 
 I very much admire the Silver Spring, Singular blog for its consideration of various options. The author clearly has assessed his or her environment and has created a cost/benefit analysis of where to take refuge when the undead rise to feast on the living.
 
 And that's really the key: preparation. If you're prepared, an undead invasion need not be the big hassle people make it out to be. Try to discover the light and fun side of a throbbing mass of cannibalistic carnivores, streaming like viral predators into every home, pulling out screaming, sobbing survivors before viciously tearing them to shreds of plasma and useless organs. Maybe this is the time to explore that creative side you've let lie dormant for too long. Perhaps designing a unique hat would help pass the time, or look into that diet you've been meaning to try. That beer gut's not going to lose itself! (Unless of course you're overwhelmed by a teeming mass of decaying ghouls, who then consume it.)
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #146 on: September 12, 2008, 11:17:00 am »
UPDATE: eating (or shilling for) Taco Bell will NOT provide protection against zombie infection:
 
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #147 on: September 12, 2008, 02:11:00 pm »
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  UPDATE: eating (or shilling for) Taco Bell will NOT provide protection against zombie infection:
Are you sure, because the cheesey double beef burrito is amazing, and if I'm going to go down, I'm going down after a cheesey double beef burrito.
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #148 on: September 12, 2008, 02:14:00 pm »
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  UPDATE: eating (or shilling for) Taco Bell will NOT provide protection against zombie infection:
Are you sure, because the cheesey double beef burrito is amazing, and if I'm going to go down, I'm going down after a cheesey double beef burrito. [/b]
most people do go down after one of those; down with their face to the toilet.

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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #149 on: September 12, 2008, 03:29:00 pm »
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 and if I'm going to go down, I'm going down after a cheesey double beef burrito.
excellent idea, that way the zombies will get indigestion too.  take that, flesh-eaters!!!
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