Since the gun ban has been reversed...

[sweetcell]

The First Zombie-Proof House
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house

i was all impressed until they wrote "The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism."  i'm paraphrasing here, but haven't these people ever heard that the only thing worse than being attacked by an army of undead is being attacked by an army of undead ON FUCKING FIRE?

drop the napalm idea, and i'm all over this 2-story fortress.

[Relaxer]

The central fallacy here is that, unless I missed something, the moveable walls and drawbridges and such all rely on electricity.

Well ~snort~ when corpses reanimate in homocidal search for human feast, power grids will soon fall silent as their operators become prey to the undeed appetite. So you could be all chillin at your swank pad, sippin a cocktail, when suddenly you're made aware of the zombie pocalypse. You race to your house controls and find only failure and a flashing light reading "LOL" "LOL" "LOL" "LOL" "LOL"

You then have several luxurious minutes to review your life's work before decaying hands crash through your wall of windows.

[Relaxer]

Now if you had an independent power generator, that would hold you for a time and you likely could conserve fuel by using it sparingly. But the fact remains that you're limited to one spot.

What a structure like that needs is some kind of escape tunnel or vehicle. It won't be long until your square box of security is surrounded by an undead siege. But unlike the German Army Group North, this horrific force pays no mind to cold, hunger, disappointment or horny longings.

[nkotb]

Also, where da bitches at?

Now if you had an independent power generator, that would hold you for a time and you likely could conserve fuel by using it sparingly. But the fact remains that you're limited to one spot.

What a structure like that needs is some kind of escape tunnel or vehicle. It won't be long until your square box of security is surrounded by an undead siege. But unlike the German Army Group North, this horrific force pays no mind to cold, hunger, disappointment or horny longings.

[Relaxer]

SPECIAL DELIVERY

[nkotb]

http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/

[Jaguar]

Beware! It starts this Saturday, May 21st, 2011!

Attack of the ZOMBIE CATS!!!!!!!

[HoyaSaxa03]

Beware! It starts this Saturday, May 21st, 2011!

Attack of the ZOMBIE CATS!!!!!!!

So sayeth Revelation?

http://judgementday2011.com/

[Jaguar]

^ Can't you tell the difference between and joke and a true belief EVEN once told otherwise?

Or, if you are just playing along, than that's exactly why I chose that date. All part of the joke.

[HoyaSaxa03]

Or, if you are just playing along, than that's exactly why I chose that date. All part of the joke.

yes, i was playing along

[Jaguar]

 

[sweetcell]

Attack of the ZOMBIE CATS!!!!!!!

View this picture, on Flickr

[Jaguar]

When zombies attack! Bristol city council ready for undead invasion

*No coincidence that this is the home of Massive Attack.   

[Frank Gallagher]

When zombies attack! Bristol city council ready for undead invasion

*No coincidence that this is the home of Massive Attack.   

Actually, in Bristol they don't bury their dead. They stand them up at bus stops and in pubs.

[Jaguar]

^ I thought that was what they did in DC.

In Baltimore, it's well known that they send them to the polls on Election Days.