Johnny Giavotella?
Well, let's start with the easy stuff:
You get say this, just like this, all season long. It will become a knee jerk reaction and a fun distraction from the fact that:
He can't hit and doesn't get on base.
Though his fielding has gotten better, he can't really field and can only play second base.
For about a month or two he was a real spark plug - plays hard as hell every night. But as the rest of the league figured him out and he failed to adjust, it just became more and more obvious that he's not MLB quality.
He's so average, that the Angels are willing to give Danny Espinosa a
serious try.