^^ I didn’t actually mean a word of that but come on, you cannot just “alley” basketballs in the general direction of a hoop LeBrons is near and not expect some “ooping” to occur.
It’s just instinctual — the muscle memory takes over and all of a sudden a mass of masculinity and senewy muscles is slamming balls directly down onto your person against your will until you eventually concede it an inevitability as you tongue bathe the hardwood beneath you.