Need help, trying to get an autograph for best friend's birthday

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Suffice it to say she's a normal looking girl with brown hair and a pretty smile.  

Do you like her or do you like-LIKE her?

[i am gay and i like cats]

Julian

Community organizer

Destroyer of threads

[sgoldberg08]

Suffice it to say she's a normal looking girl with brown hair and a pretty smile.  

Do you like her or do you like-LIKE her?

Regular like.  She's a longtime friend.  I'm married (I would've thought you knew that already...).

I don't normally put in this level of effort for birthday presents, but the timing was there and she deserves it.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Destroyer of threads

I disagree completely. People show up here from time to time requesting autographs or backstage passes and are summarily ignored. If anything, the actions of Yada and myself have brought this guy's attempt more attention than it ever would've gotten otherwise and have ballooned this to a 80+ post thread in less than a day.

[Yada]

Destroyer of threads

I disagree completely. People show up here from time to time requesting autographs or backstage passes and are summarily ignored. If anything, the actions of Yada and myself have brought this guy's attempt more attention than it ever would've gotten otherwise and have ballooned this to a 80+ post thread in less than a day.

hey, hey, hey... don't drag me into your destroyer of thread-ness.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

hey, hey, hey... don't drag me into your destroyer of thread-ness.

You're the one who doxxed his dog before I had even said anything about searching his email!

[sgoldberg08]

No harm, no foul thus far.

If someone posts a selfie from my couch, then we'll have to revisit this.

[kosmo vinyl]

There goes my plans for the evening

[i am gay and i like cats]

There goes my plans for the evening

man, I wish I knew what this means.

[hutch]

There goes my plans for the evening

man, I wish I knew what this means.

it means he was planning to take a selfie on Goldberg's couch.....

[i am gay and i like cats]

damn.  feel stupid.  I didn't even read that line from Goldberg about the couch.  I had some crazy vision, that kosmo was actually going to call the band and say,

"hey . . . when you guys come down to the club and play, could you sign a band photo for Goldberg from the 930 club forum.  its a long story guys, but it would mean a lot to a lot of weirdos."

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

it would mean a lot to a lot of weirdos.

We need to end more sentences with this clause.

[sgoldberg08]

And...it's dead.

[day of love-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

...the dog
...the girl
...the thread
Who's dead?
who's zed?
Zed's dead, baby
Zed's dead.

[i am gay and i like cats]

the dynamics of this place, is fascinating, yet full of the typical human response that says, we get bored easily.