One time I was somewhere waiting for something or other and while doing so, I decided to make a list of every woman I'd slept with. We're not talking huge numbers here, but it was enough to curate a list. Finally my wait was over and who knows what happened to the list.
Fast-forward a few months later and I'm cleaning out my everyday bag and out drops the list, which is picked up by my wife and studied, as it's a list of women's names (including a few she recognizes, since she'd heard about past relationships).
"What is this?!?"
"uhhh.... all the women I've ever... kissed?"
"God you were a slut."
"I know. I feel awful about it now. [soft cow rumbles]"