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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #450 on: October 07, 2024, 02:46:19 pm »
Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #451 on: October 07, 2024, 08:54:01 pm »
Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields
We are getting ever closer to me telling the story of why I was hugging that one fatty at GwarBQ all those years ago…
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #452 on: October 07, 2024, 09:35:44 pm »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #453 on: October 08, 2024, 08:58:26 am »
Mexican Coke kicked off Fentanyl tour following reports of frontman fighting an audience member

"Mexican Coke are no longer playing this tour. Pull up for Asbestos as direct support"

a lot to unpack here

https://www.nme.com/news/music/mexican-coke-kicked-off-fentanyl-tour-following-reports-of-frontman-fighting-an-audience-member-3800383
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #454 on: October 08, 2024, 09:04:09 am »
personally, I'd take Mexican coke over asbestos any day
but then again I've tried neither, so I know I don't have a lot of credibility here
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #455 on: October 13, 2024, 08:08:00 am »
Trump visits Coachella while Harris packs diapers in North Carolina

I’m really not sure what is going on here
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #456 on: October 14, 2024, 12:55:36 am »
Trump visits Coachella while Harris packs diapers in North Carolina

I’m really not sure what is going on here

i thought diaper-packing was trump's gig...

speaking of trump in coachella: it was a disaster.  attendees were forced to park 5 miles away from the private ranch, had shuttle busses to bring them to the rally - but none to take them back after the shindig.  predictable chaos ensued.  attendees blamed the city, the county, the sheriff, the bus company, the dems/dark brandon... anyone and everyone except trump and the GOP organizers.  vids/deets/etc:  lol#1, and lol#2.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #457 on: October 14, 2024, 09:52:58 am »
speaking of trump in coachella: it was a disaster.  attendees were forced to park 5 miles away from the private ranch, had shuttle busses to bring them to the rally - but none to take them back after the shindig.  predictable chaos ensued.  attendees blamed the city, the county, the sheriff, the bus company, the dems/dark brandon... anyone and everyone except trump and the GOP organizers. 
Second worst headliner, all time, behind No Doubt.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #458 on: October 14, 2024, 10:06:17 am »
His fans really like him…

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #459 on: October 30, 2024, 02:21:57 pm »
Bull Semen Driver Escapes Speeding Ban

and i'm sorry what... driver told the court he was a Bespoke Expert in Canadian Bull Semen and thus need his license to cover a large rural patch

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #460 on: October 31, 2024, 05:57:58 am »
Russian Court Fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #461 on: October 31, 2024, 09:47:56 am »
Russian Court Fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I wonder what the service fees would be

Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #462 on: October 31, 2024, 10:35:02 am »
Russian Court Fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Gizmodo estimates that within 219 weeks, which could be in the next few months, Google will owe a googol roubles.
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