Author Topic: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.  (Read 169307 times)

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This is interesting. The term "mystery meat" has been around a long time and its very off-putting. "Secret meat," ostensibly, means the same thing but, honestly, its a way better branding. "Secret meat" is seductive. Its alluring. It feels like it could be sexy. Whereas "mystery meat" makes me think I may get salmonella. And not erotically.

Erotic Salmonella would be a good band name, now that I think about it.
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Sam & Ella's would be a terrible restaurant name.
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Sam & Ella's would be a terrible restaurant name.
I dunno...this place seems pretty popular
https://www.menupix.com/oklahoma/restaurants/3602175/Sam-and-Ellas-Chicken-Palace-Tahlequah-OK
and it's a chicken place no less
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Ooooh! Someone should create a "ITT, we create restaurant names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already." thread!