Claire Danes weird "I'm about to cry and my face is contorting itself into a seizure" face loses her points because it is seared into my memory. 6 out of 10.
Reese is a solid 8 or 9 but in her prime was a 10.
Adam Driver looks like the kind of guy where if it was revealed he was diddling kids or drowning cats or something, I'd go, "yep, that sounds about right." BTW, Rhett, how are you aware of Adam Driver's existence considering HBO's Girls' low traditional Nielsen ratings?
I could answer your question by saying "I'm a subscriber to W magazine" but alas I'm not.
http://www.wmagazine.com/people/celebrities/2015/09/new-royals-october-issue/photos/Claire Danes: I agree, she's about a six. That's the same score I'd give myself btw. Maybe a 6.5 if I got down to my optimal weight.
Reese Witherspoon: She's about my mom's (short) height. So she could never be a 10 imo. "Mannish features" loses points for Sidehatch....short height loses points with me (I am myself not tall, but hey that's life, I prefer tallish women). Still, I'd give Reese a solid 7.5. She seems more like the type of woman that straight, average looking women would pronounce a hottie than straight guys would. If that makes any sense.
Adam Driver: I don't watch Girls, but I've seen a slew of indie films where my wife pronounced, "Hey, that's the guy from Girls." I think maybe he's one of her pseudo-celebrity crushes, which is rare because she normally expresses disdain anytime I bring up anything celebrity culture. I think his score is sort of analogous to the way you gave Lake Bell a sliding score, but I'm going to go with a 7.
