Author Topic: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust  (Read 14965 times)

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« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2016, 10:33:35 am »
My eight year old wannabea music daughter's halftime show commentary:

"In 20 years music is gonna be way better 'cause I'm gonna change it."

awww... how cute.


I remember when I thought the same thing
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Re: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2016, 10:35:06 am »
Gotta say that the camera work for Bruno and Beyonce was amazing. Felt like you were right in the middle of them shaking a tailfeather. And the MVP of the entire halftime show was Bruno and his boys' tailor. We were all in awe of those leather suits.

Poor Chris Martin. He just tried SO HARD to be BIG BIG BIG and then Beyonce just steps up and shows him how a star does it. Coldplay needed to bring some RAWK to this, not try and envelope the world with their ethereal love vibes.
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Re: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2016, 10:44:12 am »
I'm not a Gaga fan but her anthem completely destroyed everyone in that halftime show, Queen B included.

Why have we not gotten Taylor Swift to headline one of these yet (possibly with Carly Rae and Kesha cameo-ing)?
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Re: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2016, 10:51:04 am »
Coldplay needed to bring some RAWK to this, not try and envelope the world with their ethereal love vibes.
nope...the half time pick was for women and guys like VanSmack ...don't need to retread the Knocked up joke again, but you know where I'm going with this

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Re: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2016, 10:51:58 am »
in the butt?
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Re: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2016, 10:52:14 am »
(asking for a friend)
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« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2016, 10:54:03 am »
I'm not a Gaga fan but her anthem completely destroyed everyone in that halftime show, Queen B included.

Why have we not gotten Taylor Swift to headline one of these yet (possibly with Carly Rae and Kesha cameo-ing)?

I hate it when singers think they have to sing the national anthem as an audition for American Idol. Subtlety is always the best way to go.

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« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2016, 10:18:17 pm »
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Re: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2016, 12:04:50 pm »
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« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2016, 12:08:38 pm »
it's a shame he didn't fall on chris and break his vocal cords
and what a bunch of light weights...there were 12 unopened bottles of champagne on their table

thanks for keeping hatred of coldplay alive
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Re: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust
« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2016, 03:05:35 pm »
Coldplay recently revealed that they wanted Kylie Minogue to be involved in the song they were going to record with David Bowie. The idea was rejected by Bowie, who said "'It's not a very good song, is it?".   
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Re: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust
« Reply #41 on: February 28, 2016, 03:08:14 pm »
crusty bread

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« Reply #42 on: February 28, 2016, 05:12:09 pm »
maybe, but hearing it again always makes me smile
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Re: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2016, 07:00:42 am »
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/danny-goffey/an-open-letter-to-coldplay_b_9358862.html

An Open Letter to Coldplay by Danny Goffey aka drummer from supergrass
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Re: Coldplay hate thread...please share your stories of disgust
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2016, 10:57:33 am »
^ that's the good stuff!!

Had to actually post the content
may be making a donation to the APCS

To Coldplay and advertising team.

As a educated and angry chimpanzee, I am writing this open letter on behalf of PETA and the world's chimpanzee population.

I would like a written apology from the popular band Coldplay for their patronising and derogatory portrayal of us chimpanzees.

The tone of their promotional clip Adventure of a Lifetime shows us in a very bad light and could even lead to undoing all the good work that has been put in place over the last few decades. I can tell you, it's got everyone going bananas in the office.

Quite frankly, the below par CGI effects hark back to the dark days when us chimps were often used as grinning advertising tools for human amusement/erotica.

We chimpanzees are intelligent animals and would never dance around in hats, playing cheap plastic guitars to this type of music. We predominantly prefer jungle.

We would like the editors of this advertising promo to remove these non consenting chimpanzees and replace them with the original singing and dancing human beings that wrote it.

Then we could all impartially judge their art form in its originality.

Yours,
Danny Goffey
Co-founder of APCS
(The Anti Patronisation of Chimpanzees Society)
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