Twitter thread

[sweetcell]

George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1573010100167790592

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

^^ That's funny because I was shooting the shit with some people the other night and we were trying to come up with the worst (still-plausible) pickup line possible and "Damn, girl, with an ass like that, I'd let you shit on my dreams" was a top contender. I now wonder if someone I know is feeding material to whoever this George Wallace fellow is.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1573052294630969345?s=20&t=W0Hx0ViZkFfh2o1DFGm0LA

in the middle of the  damages trial when it's already established that you are legally liable....

ajones“I legitimately thought (Sandy Hook) might have been staged, and I stand by that and don’t apologize for it.”

smooth move buddy, they totally won't raise the number after hearing that

[sweetcell]

also found on twitter:

[grateful]

Superior:

https://twitter.com/TopTaIents/status/1572903364220039169?t=e9-NsFUkUXRTYc-_hW9lqQ&s=19

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Speaking of George Wallace
This one gave me a good chortle

A fun prank is to take someone to Funkytown when they ask to be taken down to Paradise City but they're on their phone and shit and they look up and say "Hey this ain't Paradise City this is Funkytown and whatnot" and you both laugh and laugh and become dear friends and so forth.

[sweetcell]

cool photo, bros (for the tennis types)

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

cool photo, bros (for the tennis types)

How Andy Murray continues to get lumped in with the other three I will never understand.

[sweetcell]

cool photo, bros (for the tennis types)

How Andy Murray continues to get lumped in with the other three I will never understand.

- 3 grand slam wins, including wimbleton twice
- 8 other grand slam finals appearances
- 41 weeks ranked #1
- 46 ATP singles titles

yes, he's below those other 3... but he's in the same league.  maybe they invited pre-2017 andy murray....

[Starsky]

Are you smoking crack?

Three is not in the same league as 20+!!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Are you smoking crack?

Three is not in the same league as 20+!!

Yeah, agreed. Awful take Sweets. More like Andy Roddick is in Andy Murray’s league.

The other three are Mt Rushmore of Men’s Tennis guys. Andy Murray is a Hall of Very Good guy.

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or Anne Murry's league  Obviously I know zero about stupid sports like men's tennis

[vansmack]

inverted vibe curve: burgertown must be defended
@PatBlanchfield
good morning! the radio release of Radiohead's "Creep" is closer to the assassination of John F Kennedy than it it is to today. Yes, that's right, time is relentless and we're all slouching inexorably towards death! 👍
3:48 AM · Sep 23, 2022
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https://twitter.com/PatBlanchfield/status/1573262968246206465

[grateful]

Are you smoking crack?

Three is not in the same league as 20+!!

Yeah, agreed. Awful take Sweets. More like Andy Roddick is in Andy Murray’s league.

The other three are Mt Rushmore of Men’s Tennis guys. Andy Murray is a Hall of Very Good guy.

1,000

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Yep, can confirm that side hatch works in the sign division of DC
https://twitter.com/joeyconway/status/1573279909199622144