Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread

[sweetcell]

I’m guessing you wouldn’t have buried the lede if so buttttttttttt: no cancer?

doc said everything looked good!  one polyp was removed and sent to the lab, results will determine if i need to go back in 1-2 years or 8-10 years.

[PlenaryHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

they may be lowering the age to get screenings....

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/oct/01/colon-cancer-young-people-smoking-ultra-processed-foods


that link is funny, sounds like young people are smoking ultra processed foods

[kosmo vinyl]

yellow card issued as we have two more appropriate threads for this

 

[PlenaryHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

yellow card issued as we have two more appropriate threads for this

can we get a VAR on this
the actual headline is not at all funny, I don't think URL's count

[kosmo vinyl]

ok fine.. free kick awarded

[PlenaryHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

yikes
https://www.arlingtonmagazine.com/colon-cancer-marathon-running

[grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli]

yikes
https://www.arlingtonmagazine.com/colon-cancer-marathon-running

😳

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

yikes
https://www.arlingtonmagazine.com/colon-cancer-marathon-running

😳

Combined with that Chipotle study, I’m very concerned for you, brother.

[grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli]

I'm confident that the Chipotle-induced colon blow cleared out any cancer