Random Walrus Fun Facts Thread

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Walruses have been recorded diving underwater as deep as 260 feet!

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

there is a resemblance...can't believe I'm helping to keep this alive

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I don't know the etiquette so I apologize if its not kosher to ask this but is Walrus Boy pre-op or post-op in its transition?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

not sure...but the that image is certainly at least 85% warlus, not 50%

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

so, sweets...can you help with this one?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

yikes didn't even know about the Kevin smith documentary
seth...please forgive me

[sweetcell]

Seth??

I was thinking another prisoner, not Seth. Seth doesn't seem likely to have access to Nevada prisons and he probably has bigger walruses to fry.

fun fact: over 70% of walrus fry-ups end in kitchen fires, due to the very high fat content of walrus meat and the typical inexperience of the cooks (if you've ever smelled burned walrus, you'd avoid it like the plague too - so very few second attempts.  which is a pity, because fried walrus is right up there with fried turkey).

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

^^Thread delivers. That is, in fact, a walrus fun fact.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

yeah I can't compete with that shit
he does have a distinct Canadian advantage on this one (usually only works in hockey and moose tracking)

[sweetcell]

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/the-anthem-music-venue-washington-dc/

from the above-mentioned article: "And then there's the lobby's soaring ceiling, which is also the bottom of a swimming pool for residents of the apartment building above."

has anyone actually applied to live in those apartments?  if so: are there any questions about one's walrus-ness?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/the-anthem-music-venue-washington-dc/

from the above-mentioned article: "And then there's the lobby's soaring ceiling, which is also the bottom of a swimming pool for residents of the apartment building above."

has anyone actually applied to live in those apartments?  if so: are there any questions about one's walrus-ness?

Is Walrus a protected class in the Fair Housing Act? Can Smackie break down the relevant case law?