The OFFICIAL Fashion Faux Pas Thread

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

jesus, Christ . . . what fag wrote this?

Someone taught a cigarette to type? What a time to be alive!

[ggw]

The dude from Cherry Glazer and one of the guys in American Football were both rocking Crocs at this year's Pitchfork Festival:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/18/fashion/street-style-pitchfork-music-festival.html

[Yada]

I could see walky frolicking around the Shenandoah country club pools in this get up.

https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/products/the-swimmeralls?utm_campaign=toppageposts_reach&utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_source=Instagram&utm_content=071817_mensswim_10prodvideo_swimmerall&utm_term=REACH

[Kemosabe]

jesus, Christ . . .

What do you disagree with in that assessment of why they are unfashionable? 

[herman otto]

shorts are worn, because it is too hot for pants.

the, fucking, end.

[Kemosabe]

If it is hot, then why would you want to cover your knees with extra fabric? 

[Kemosabe]

I could see walky frolicking around the Shenandoah country club pools in this get up.

https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/products/the-swimmeralls?utm_campaign=toppageposts_reach&utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_source=Instagram&utm_content=071817_mensswim_10prodvideo_swimmerall&utm_term=REACH

Oh my god, those are glorious...

[herman otto]

If it is hot, then why would you want to cover your knees with extra fabric?

OMG . . . I have 2 more inches of fabric and 2 pockets on my shorts.  I am, about to pass out from exhaustion.  I can't breathe.  Some,body save me.  Please god, make me some tight fitting above the knee shorts.  About . . . to . . . die. 

[herman otto]

I could see walky frolicking around the Shenandoah country club pools in this get up.

https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/products/the-swimmeralls?utm_campaign=toppageposts_reach&utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_source=Instagram&utm_content=071817_mensswim_10prodvideo_swimmerall&utm_term=REACH

I would last about two minutes out here in the country in those.  By "last", I mean they would be around my ankles, and I would be bent over.

[Kemosabe]

OMG . . . I have 2 more inches of fabric and 2 pockets on my shorts.  I am, about to pass out from exhaustion.  I can't breathe.  Some,body save me.  Please god, make me some tight fitting above the knee shorts.  About . . . to . . . die.

I look great in my tight fitting above the knee shorts...

[herman otto]

and I look very fuckable, in my cargo shorts.  very.

[Yada]

[Kemosabe]

and I look very fuckable, in my cargo shorts.  very.

Pics? And fuckable and fashionable are not the same...

[herman otto]

gurrrrl.

[herman otto]

and I look very fuckable, in my cargo shorts.  very.

Pics? And fuckable and fashionable are not the same...

they aren't?  color me, spread open surprised.