crimes against fashion

[Space Freely]

I definitely do shorts because:

1. I have nice legs.
2. It's fucking hot outside.

I may have owned cargo pants as part of my punk rock uniform in the 80's, but haven't worn them since.

[Starsky]

Shorts - for guys- are gross

They look like shit…

[Space Freely]

Shorts - for guys- are gross

They look like shit…

How do they look like shit?

https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/a21638656/shorts-fit-guide-men/

[Starsky]

Hey man I ain’t clicking


They just look really bad


Nobody ever looks at a guy in shorts and thinks “nice legs” dude

GTFO

[Justin Tonation]

I think you're telling on yourself here. I rarely wear shorts but I got compliments when I did.

[Yada]

I wear shorts every day from Memorial Day to Labor Day, never cargo though.

[evilizac]

I haven't worn shorts casually since puberty (thanks hairy Ashkenazi heritage).
I wear them for purpose (generally swimming). My wife feels bad for my pale, pale legs.   
I theory, I think shorts denote fun, maybe I just don't like fun.

[Starsky]

The reality is people wear shorts cause they are comfy but they look like shit but people can’t accept that … a guy wearing shorts, a shirt and flip flops…Yeah that’s classy..quite the fashion statement


I just don’t get shorts…kind of like sunglasses

I am just not a summer dude… wake me up in September


Nobody should feel offended..99% of guys dress like shit..you’re in great company

Women are the ones that dress nice..compare the cut on a women’s t shirt to a man’s! Much nicer looking..a man’s shirt is usually a boring straight cut..kind of drapes on you like a shower curtain with a hole for the head or something..a woman’s shirt fits the body… similar thing with men’s pants…most of the time a boring straight cut… I foresee a day when this will change but for now your average man dresses like a slob

[StoneTheCrow]

99% of guys dress like shit

Lotsa nonsense posted here but I believe we can all agree on this.