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Space Freely

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Re: crimes against fashion
« Reply #60 on: July 28, 2021, 12:42:48 pm »
I definitely do shorts because:

1. I have nice legs.
2. It's fucking hot outside.

I may have owned cargo pants as part of my punk rock uniform in the 80's, but haven't worn them since.

Starsky

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Re: crimes against fashion
« Reply #61 on: July 28, 2021, 01:33:10 pm »
Shorts - for guys- are gross

They look like shit…

Space Freely

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Re: crimes against fashion
« Reply #62 on: July 28, 2021, 01:43:18 pm »

Starsky

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Re: crimes against fashion
« Reply #63 on: July 28, 2021, 01:49:14 pm »
Hey man I ain’t clicking


They just look really bad


Nobody ever looks at a guy in shorts and thinks “nice legs” dude

GTFO

Justin Tonation

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Re: crimes against fashion
« Reply #64 on: July 28, 2021, 02:34:18 pm »
I think you're telling on yourself here. I rarely wear shorts but I got compliments when I did.
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Yada

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Re: crimes against fashion
« Reply #65 on: July 28, 2021, 02:41:55 pm »
I wear shorts every day from Memorial Day to Labor Day, never cargo though.

evilizac

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Re: crimes against fashion
« Reply #66 on: July 28, 2021, 02:46:58 pm »
I haven't worn shorts casually since puberty (thanks hairy Ashkenazi heritage).
I wear them for purpose (generally swimming). My wife feels bad for my pale, pale legs.   
I theory, I think shorts denote fun, maybe I just don't like fun.
WHAT?

Starsky

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Re: crimes against fashion
« Reply #67 on: July 28, 2021, 03:52:35 pm »
The reality is people wear shorts cause they are comfy but they look like shit but people can’t accept that … a guy wearing shorts, a shirt and flip flops…Yeah that’s classy..quite the fashion statement


I just don’t get shorts…kind of like sunglasses

I am just not a summer dude… wake me up in September


Nobody should feel offended..99% of guys dress like shit..you’re in great company

Women are the ones that dress nice..compare the cut on a women’s t shirt to a man’s! Much nicer looking..a man’s shirt is usually a boring straight cut..kind of drapes on you like a shower curtain with a hole for the head or something..a woman’s shirt fits the body… similar thing with men’s pants…most of the time a boring straight cut… I foresee a day when this will change but for now your average man dresses like a slob


StoneTheCrow

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Re: crimes against fashion
« Reply #68 on: July 28, 2021, 04:03:15 pm »
99% of guys dress like shit

Lotsa nonsense posted here but I believe we can all agree on this.