Author Topic: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)  (Read 358772 times)

excontradiction

  • Member
  • Posts: 5722
  • 👤 👩 👦 📷 📺

Justin Tonation

  • Member
  • Posts: 3609
  • Did you ever wonder?
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1381 on: January 07, 2021, 09:16:23 pm »
Wait, that's not Richard Branson?

I was more disturbed that he said "podium" instead of lectern.
😐 🎶

kosmo vinyl

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • Posts: 11724
    • Hi-Fi Pop
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1382 on: January 08, 2021, 09:07:01 am »
I missed this the first time but "Elizabeth from Knoxville" who went viral with her claims of being maced while "storming the capital" actually had half an onion in her towel and was rubbing her eyes with it... and apparently from Maryland

this becomes a Hall Of Fame post :P
T.Rex

Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER

  • Member
  • Posts: 24727
  • Hall of Fame Poster, Certified Weblebrity
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1383 on: January 08, 2021, 11:06:43 am »
^^ Can we all just agree if you are the kind of person who wears a piano key scarf to a revolution, perhaps storming the Bastille is not for you.
LVMH

kosmo vinyl

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • Posts: 11724
    • Hi-Fi Pop
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1384 on: January 08, 2021, 05:44:10 pm »
So apparently an onion is used as an antidote to tear gas, a fact I just learned from TMZ.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/08/elizabeth-from-knoxville-accused-rubbing-eyes-with-onion-towel-maced/

So excuse me while I go flush my eyes having both read TMZ and seeing that piano scarf again..
T.Rex

Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1385 on: January 08, 2021, 10:32:06 pm »
slack

excontradiction

  • Member
  • Posts: 5722
  • 👤 👩 👦 📷 📺
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1386 on: January 18, 2021, 06:47:03 pm »
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER

  • Member
  • Posts: 24727
  • Hall of Fame Poster, Certified Weblebrity
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1387 on: January 18, 2021, 09:14:50 pm »
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
I mean, better in her home than her vagina, honestly.
LVMH

Yada

  • Member
  • Posts: 8103
Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1388 on: January 18, 2021, 10:44:29 pm »
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
I mean, better in her home than her vagina, honestly.

Came here to say that