New Orleans

[challenged]

Don't: get so drunk that you pass out in a restroom in the Superdome during a college football bowl game.

Look, stop doxing me and leave my actions at the 2012 Sugar Bowl out of this or I’ll reveal to everyone that you have parents. Parents who love you. Two can play this game!

Pretty sure you go the year wrong.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Don't: get so drunk that you pass out in a restroom in the Superdome during a college football bowl game.

Look, stop doxing me and leave my actions at the 2012 Sugar Bowl out of this or I’ll reveal to everyone that you have parents. Parents who love you. Two can play this game!

Pretty sure you go the year wrong.

I wasn't that drunk. I know what year I went to the Sugar Bowl.

[sweetcell]

so how blotto were you by the end of that game?  i suspect the answer is akin to "epic-ly."

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

so how blotto were you by the end of that game?  i suspect the answer is akin to "epic-ly."

Let me just say, I had a 7:xx AM flight home the next morning and decided to just stay out and not go to bed, and I have never felt as bad for a person as I did the nice 50-something-year-old lady who got sat in the window seat next to my aisle seat. There were undulating waves of booze-stink radiating out from my person like a Hanna Barbara cartoon effect.

[challenged]

so how blotto were you by the end of that game?  i suspect the answer is akin to "epic-ly."

Let me just say, I had a 7:xx AM flight home the next morning and decided to just stay out and not go to bed, and I have never felt as bad for a person as I did the nice 50-something-year-old lady who got sat in the window seat next to my aisle seat. There were undulating waves of booze-stink radiating out from my person like a Hanna Barbara cartoon effect.

Unfair - I want my drunken story back!!!

also: Barbera not Barbara

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

also: Barbera not Barbara

Fair enough, I was always more of a Hannah Montana guy, myself. Have I ever told you guys about my idea to reboot that with an African-American lead? Going to call it Hennessy Tennessee. It fucking writes itself.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I was always more of a Hannah Montana guy, myself.

Also before anyone else makes the joke: yes, vansmack is more of an Alexis Texas kind of guy. . . .

[sweetcell]

I was always more of a Hannah Montana guy, myself.

Also before anyone else makes the joke: yes, vansmack is more of an Alexis Texas kind of guy. . . .

you owe me a new keyboard.

[challenged]

I was always more of a Hannah Montana guy, myself.

Also before anyone else makes the joke: yes, vansmack is more of an Alexis Texas kind of guy. . . .

you owe me a new keyboard.

is this a vom comment, or the other?

[sweetcell]

I was always more of a Hannah Montana guy, myself.

Also before anyone else makes the joke: yes, vansmack is more of an Alexis Texas kind of guy. . . .

you owe me a new keyboard.

is this a vom comment, or the other?

diet coke

[vansmack]

Lily's comment was better than Julian's.  But only just....

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Please watch this documentary on where and what to eat by Homer Simpson

Ok this should put you in a good mood

These ladies decided to film the same journey Homer took and do it fabulously