The Great Headline thread

[kosmo vinyl]

Woman stuck in child's swing cut free by firefighters

“at 2.35 in the morning” 

we've all been there...

[Justin Tonation]

"What 169 feral hippos can teach us about the war on drugs" (homepage link)

vs.

"Why Colombia’s president should talk to Biden about cocaine hippos" (article title)

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 Pixies Apologize for “Where Is My Mind?” Preemptively Turning Off Google Alarms

[sweetcell]

*chef's kiss*

Vince Neil to Judge Other People’s Music

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Widow who wrote grief book after husband died charged with his murder

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Widow who wrote grief book after husband died charged with his murder

Gotta respect the hustle.

[kosmo vinyl]

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What is the pig-to-platter conversion rate...I want to know

[kosmo vinyl]

If that image is legit as it appears to be from a single blog post in 2016, but it popped a couple times on Twitter today.

My thought is platter to pig ratio would have been higher than verses today…

[grateful]

Man arrested after stealing 5-ton military vehicle and leading police on highway chase in Maryland

"Michael D. Stevens II, 38, stole a privately owned 1986 923-A 5-ton military vehicle from a residence in Bel Air, Maryland."

I have so many questions...

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The agony and ecstasy of scoring last-minute face value Taylor Swift tickets

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Local GOP politician resigned after police found him passed out in his car holding what appeared to be a crack pipe

[kosmo vinyl]

Those wacky Scots at it again

Stolen car found on top of metal drum at roundabout in Annan

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TED NUGENT SAYS HE'S BEING SUED BY THE STATE OF MICHIGAN

[kosmo vinyl]

Lamb found wandering field with motorcycle helmet fitted 'perfectly' over head.