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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #540 on: March 09, 2025, 11:35:48 am »
Quote from: hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 09, 2025, 10:32:30 am
Man nearly neck-deep in mud rescued along Mt. Vernon Trail


Ok which one of you was it??? Space?

That reminds me we haven’t heard about his puppy in forever!
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #541 on: March 09, 2025, 12:14:30 pm »
Kennedy Center to Replace “Hamilton” with New Musical, “Burr”


(Full disclosure this was from the borowitz report)
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #542 on: March 11, 2025, 03:26:04 pm »
this made me LOL

Firmware update bricks HP printers, makes them unable to use HP cartridges
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #543 on: March 13, 2025, 10:30:13 am »
It was no accident!
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #544 on: March 13, 2025, 11:45:32 am »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #545 on: March 13, 2025, 01:13:51 pm »
Quote from: hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 13, 2025, 10:30:13 am
It was no accident!

and where is the pro-2A "stand your ground" crowd now, huh?

"he was coming at me with a leash... i knew it was a vet visit... i barked at him to back away but he kept coming, so i exercised my dog-given right to not back down, he got what he deserved..."


it's as if their silence was some kind of a dog whistle
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #546 on: March 16, 2025, 10:14:24 pm »
Can A Robot Be a Priest?
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #547 on: March 17, 2025, 10:31:42 am »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #548 on: March 17, 2025, 11:13:11 am »
Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those'

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #549 on: March 17, 2025, 11:45:05 am »
Quote from: hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 17, 2025, 11:13:11 am
Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those'

well obviously they don't have any escaped gorillas: they've escaped, so by definition they aren't currently in the zoo.  duh.  people are dumb.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #550 on: March 24, 2025, 12:51:37 pm »
Nothing to see here at all

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/

Peter Segal provides a gift link here

https://bsky.app/profile/petersagal.bsky.social/post/3ll57licyl222
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« Reply #551 on: March 25, 2025, 09:51:14 am »
Depraved Factory Records guitarist dies behind bars



so i had to look this one up as the guitarist in question was in X-O-Dus the only reggae artists on the label.. he was jailed for sex offences

update he died in 2021 but details of it were released after an inquest hearing this year.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #552 on: March 25, 2025, 06:02:06 pm »
Woman slams selfish paragliders who ‘made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster’
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #553 on: March 26, 2025, 04:15:59 pm »
JA has a message for you whiney poors

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #554 on: March 26, 2025, 07:22:11 pm »
I mean if you’re eating more than one meal a day, you’re putting on airs.
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