The Great Headline thread

[sweetcell]

Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/male-sex-robots-unstoppable-bionic-penises-coming-year-7213306/

Hmm dated 2018… what ended up happening?

they came, and went

[vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/male-sex-robots-unstoppable-bionic-penises-coming-year-7213306/

Hmm dated 2018… what ended up happening?

they came, and and took a nap

FTFY

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/male-sex-robots-unstoppable-bionic-penises-coming-year-7213306/

Hmm dated 2018… what ended up happening?

They exist. Why do you think Walkie disappears for months at a time?

[vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/male-sex-robots-unstoppable-bionic-penises-coming-year-7213306/

Hmm dated 2018… what ended up happening?

They exist. Why do you think Walkie disappears for months at a time?

I was tempted to add this to the walkie thread

[vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Billy Corgan’s Chicago Tea Shop Was Hit by a Car. Again.

[grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli]

Chicago Museum Director Under Investigation After Airplane Incident
James Rondeau, the director of the Art Institute of Chicago, took a voluntary leave after a report that he stripped off his clothes during a flight to Germany.

[Justin Tonation]

Chicago Museum Director Under Investigation After Airplane Incident
James Rondeau, the director of the Art Institute of Chicago, took a voluntary leave after a report that he stripped off his clothes during a flight to Germany.

He was running late and getting ready for his ride to the Berghain.

[vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

This is bonkers
Looks like big balls and AI made this ad

https://youtu.be/La8FvfLzkNU

[vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Child Visiting Museum Damages Painting Worth $50M

[sweetcell]

Chicago Museum Director Under Investigation After Airplane Incident
James Rondeau, the director of the Art Institute of Chicago, took a voluntary leave after a report that he stripped off his clothes during a flight to Germany.

He was running late and getting ready for his ride to the Berghain.

^high quality comment

[kosmo vinyl]

So much to unpack here

Woman arrested after raccoon named Chewy found with meth pipe in driver's seat during police stop

For the record this occurred In OHIO not Florida or Michigan

[vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

‘Luigi the Musical’s the hottest show in town, and it hasn’t even opened yet.

[hutch]

Dumbest thing ever

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq808px90wxo

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Dumbest thing ever

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq808px90wxo

Maybe we should allow a Ouija board next. How about a seance? Could a psychic get the deceased to give their impact statement?

[hutch]

I see what you did there….