Predict date Dow Jones 📈 hits 40,000!

[grateful]

well, not so fast as don't we need the senate as well
then there is the democratic filibuster
then the CR
who know where the stock market and inflation will be by then

The house just passed the senate plan from a few days ago.

[BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

well, not so fast as don't we need the senate as well
then there is the democratic filibuster
then the CR
who know where the stock market and inflation will be by then

The house just passed the senate plan from a few days ago.

oh, missed that ...my bad

[BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Gold is on the rise!

this was the call
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/goldman-puts-4-000-gold-062030986.html

[Justin Tonation]

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

I remember having that iPhone. That thing plus the I Am Rich app was some peak Julian's American life.

[BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Sidefi is issuing a buy recommendation

Pirate Stock Exchange: Investing in Piracy in Somalia

[BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

UnitedHealth Stock Is Having Its Worst Day in 25 Years After Earnings. Here’s Why.

California punk rockers call for an 'army of Luigis' during brash Coachella set

[hutch]

I don’t think so

[BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I don’t think so

Oh so you think you know how the stock market works now

[hutch]

You think the stock market moves based on the Circle Jerks?? Now I have heard it all.

Tell me you were joking PLEASE!
Actually I know you are joking.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/17/unitedhealths-guidance-cut-may-mean-trouble-for-more-insurers.html

[nkotb]

No dummy, it's based on Keith Morris.  Same would've happened if he said this with OFF!

You think the stock market moves based on the Circle Jerks?? Now I have heard it all.