Boardie conclave

[hutch]

For starters he will need to address the concerns of the Archbishop of the French Riviera who threatens schism.

I will be retiring to my summer Basillica at Hotel Cap du Eden Roc to consider my potential fealty. I will be answering no questions until I have had time to pray over this matter, attend the Monaco GP, and Festival de Cannes.

Haha 🤣 Classic!

[Justin Tonation]

Fun facts about Pope Leo XIV, formerly Cardinal Robert Prevost

[sweetcell]

Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool

so how long before trump claims credit for getting "his guy" (who has never heard of before) to GET THE BIG WIN?!?

or has he already done it?

[grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli]

Habemus papam

Kosmo

There was never any doubt. He really did his work in Italy

The wait to hear from our new leader is even more agonizing than the time-filling commentary!

[hutch]

It might be questionable for Trump to do so as Pope Leo loathes Trump’s policies and is on record on his opposition.

Trump I believe wanted Archbishop Dolan to get the nod.

But yeah he will probably claim credit.

In some ways I view the pick as a rejection of Trump.

It will be interesting to see if American catholics wake up with respect to Trump. I believe they broke slightly for Trump in the recent election. Of course it’s all quite complicated.

[hutch]

I understand our new leader wakes up at 6 am and starts posting about obscure British bands at that time. Now that I think about it his flirtation with Latin American rock a few weeks ago may have had a purpose.

[kosmo vinyl]

I would like to thank all the record store owners who supported me in this effort, especially Discovery by Gigi and while I didn't buy anything there it was a cool little record stand/stall.

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

I would like to thank all the record store owners who supported me in this effort, especially Discovery by Gigi and while I didn't buy anything there it was a cool little record stand/stall.

In line with the Catholic antipope, our board pope has chose Pope Malort the I, yes?

[Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Pope Leo’s childhood home is for sale
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJt466PuTBj/

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Pope Leo’s childhood home is for sale
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJt466PuTBj/

”Guys, I’m hanging my clothes in the Popes closet! I got the Pope’s silverware drawer! I’m shitting on the Pope’s crapper!”

[hutch]

Some of you missed fact Kosmo is now Pope Kosmius and the board is not a republic.

Sweetcell, kiss the Pope’s “pop ring”!

[kosmo vinyl]

I nominate Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, as the next board Pope.

I nominate Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, as the next board Pope.

Cardinal Hutch in his dual role as Dean of the college of cardinals and bishop of Vinylvania is in for the now under consideration for disgraced Cardinal sweetcell position.

[kosmo vinyl]

Cardinal Sidehatch formerly in the position of sostituto is currently under investigation for providing questionable financial advise

[kosmo vinyl]

Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, has been elevated to the role of Archpriest of St. Peter's Basilica where he will bless animals especially cats.

[Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Cardinal Sidehatch formerly in the position of sostituto is currently under investigation for providing questionable financial advise

mama Mia!!