Celebrity Encounters

[Frank Gallagher]

There's been quite a few for me but a couple of funny ones. ...
 
 I was at the DMV in Arlington and the que was eff'n enormous. There were a couple of young girls about two spots in front of me, and a bloke in front of them. They were whispering and giggling so this bloke turns around and says, "Yes, it's me"....it was Dave Grohl.
 
 I was in the bathroom at National Airport and there were two other blokes taking a pee....I hear one guy say "I didn't kill my wife" and the other turns to him and says "I don't care"...the bloke who said "I don't care" was Harrison Ford. It took me a while to get the humour in the exchange of words until someone explained to me about The Fugitive.
 
 I also met Tico Torres in the mens room so we had a little chat..what's up with me, celebs and mens rooms???    :eek:   I'll have nightmares of meeting George Michael in a mens room now....

[vansmack]

Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
  what's up with me, celebs and mens rooms???    

It's your wide stance.

[ggw]

Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
 what's up with me, celebs and mens rooms???

have you considered FloMax?

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by vansmack:
   

Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
  what's up with me, celebs and mens rooms???    

It's your wide stance. [/b]

Wide something I'm sure...
 
 I just thought of another from years ago..
 
 When I served in the Royal Navy I was on HMS Brazen and Prince Andrew was our helicopter pilot. The ship came into Baltimore on the way home from the Falkland Islands. We docked right up in the inner harbour across from Phillips. The crowd was enormous with flags and stuff waving all over the place. We were standing in procedure alpha which is when the ships crew stand up on deck all ceremonial in our cutesy sailor suits. I was stood right next to Prince Andrew up on the signal deck. He leaned over and said jokingly to me "see all those women out there...well they're ALL waiting to see me' so I replied "and if there's any snipers out there, so are they" his reply?   "bastard"

[Relaxer]

Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
 what's up with me, celebs and mens rooms???     :eek:    I'll have nightmares of meeting George Michael in a mens room now....

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[juni77]

Chuck D told me that my husband was the man, and Chuck was just taking notes.

[Frank Gallagher]

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[James Ford]

I ran into Herman Cain on my lunchtime run today.

He said "Outta my way faggot, I got some ladies i gotta go screw."


Geez, I just realized...I hope certain mods aren't friends with Herman Cain.

[i am gay and i like cats]

you are odd today.

of course, im sure some people are saying . . . today?