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sweetcell

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Re: college
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2006, 03:25:00 pm »
School of Rock
 
 apologies... but if others can post about bovine...    :)    
 
 real answer: baaaahstun U
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Re: college
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2006, 03:25:00 pm »
I bet you're white.
 
 
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  I joined GGW at SHK.  
 
 I love it when people (mostly parents of my kids' playmates etc.) ask me where I went to college and I tell them I didn't.  They get really embarrassed and usually say something like "Good for you!".  I'm convinced they secretly wonder how I can afford to live in the same  neighborhoods as them without spending 200 grand on college.

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Re: college
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2006, 03:37:00 pm »
University of Murdaland

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Re: college
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2006, 03:38:00 pm »
No college.
 
 United States Air Force

chaz

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Re: college
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2006, 03:46:00 pm »
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Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
    I'm convinced they secretly wonder how I can afford to live in the same  neighborhoods as them without spending 200 grand on college.
You live in Baltimore right? [/b]
Nope...Arlington.

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Re: college
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2006, 03:47:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Weird Little Self Loathing Man:
  I bet you're white.
 
   
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Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
  I joined GGW at SHK.  
 
 I love it when people (mostly parents of my kids' playmates etc.) ask me where I went to college and I tell them I didn't.  They get really embarrassed and usually say something like "Good for you!".  I'm convinced they secretly wonder how I can afford to live in the same  neighborhoods as them without spending 200 grand on college.
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Nope...I'm half Burmese and half Puerto-Rican.

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Re: college
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2006, 04:14:00 pm »
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Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
  Nope...I'm half Burmese and half Puerto-Rican.
"You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me."

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Re: college
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2006, 04:17:00 pm »
I will be Brown alum in six years   :)

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Re: college
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2006, 05:14:00 pm »
William & Mary

chaz

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Re: college
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2006, 05:24:00 pm »
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   
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Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
  Nope...I'm half Burmese and half Puerto-Rican.
"You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me." [/b]
Not really....with a wildly lucky guess Rhett got it.....I'm white.

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Re: college
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2006, 06:28:00 pm »
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   it'll get better once some of the douchebags withdraw... and after i get serious about greek
Now that's funny!!!
 
 
 As is the message you get after posting to this thread, Which is:
 Thanks for posting!
 
 Sit tight... We are taking you back to: college

kookiemnstr8

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Re: college
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2006, 06:38:00 pm »
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  college rockssss.
 i'm at st. john's in annapolis and aside from being in a shitty location, i'm having a pretty good time. it'll get better once some of the douchebags withdraw... and after i get serious about greek
I'm jealous.  I wish I had the balls to apply to St. John's.  I think it would be an absolutely amazing experience.

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Re: college
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2006, 06:40:00 pm »
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Originally posted by slowgraffiti:
  college rockssss.
  i'm having a pretty good time. it'll get better ... after i get serious about greek
Be sure to use plenty of astro glide.  I hear the first time hurts like hell, but it will stretch out to a size 12 after awhile.

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Re: college
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2006, 06:46:00 pm »
I went to 3 different local community colleges for nearly half semester each.  But it is okay.  I had plenty of wild dirty sex with hot European babes.  Our pre sex dialogues went something like this:
 
 I don't want a man who's
 chiseled and sculpted.
 
   
                   
 I like soft and weak.
 
   
                   
 -You do?
 -I want a man who's unemployed.
 
   
                   
 And went to a community college.
 
   
                   
 I am, and I did.
 
   
                   
 -You know what really turns me on?
 -What?
 
   
                   
 is thinking about him
 in his tighty whities...
 
   
                   
 ...sitting at his computer...
 
   
                   
 ...and visiting different porn sites...
 
   
                   
 ...and taking the free tour
 with no intention of ever joining.
 
   
                   
 I don't have a credit card!
 
   
                   
 -Kiss my chest.
 -Okay.
 
   
                   
 Harder!
 
   
                   
 -Bite me!
 -You sure?
 
   
                   
 Harder! Bite me harder!

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Re: college
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2006, 07:06:00 pm »
GW.