I went to 3 different local community colleges for nearly half semester each. But it is okay. I had plenty of wild dirty sex with hot European babes. Our pre sex dialogues went something like this:
I don't want a man who's
chiseled and sculpted.
I like soft and weak.
-You do?
-I want a man who's unemployed.
And went to a community college.
I am, and I did.
-You know what really turns me on?
-What?
is thinking about him
in his tighty whities...
...sitting at his computer...
...and visiting different porn sites...
...and taking the free tour
with no intention of ever joining.
I don't have a credit card!
-Kiss my chest.
-Okay.
Harder!
-Bite me!
-You sure?
Harder! Bite me harder!