Gotta love the Onion...

[saco]

http://www.theonion.com/4004/news2.html

[markie]

If you like that, you will love the  Shut UP! thread.

[bearman🐻]

That reminds me of that little older guy with the moustache that shows up at a lot of the more Brit-poppy shows...he totally goes nuts. I saw him crowd-surf at a Jesus and Mary Chain show and his ass got dropped SO fast.

[mankie]

Originally posted by bunnyman:
  That reminds me of that little older guy with the moustache that shows up at a lot of the more Brit-poppy shows...he totally goes nuts. I saw him crowd-surf at a Jesus and Mary Chain show and his ass got dropped SO fast.

NO! It's not mank before any smart arse makes a comment!

[markie]

Originally posted by mankie:
  NO! It's not mank before any smart arse makes a comment!

Funny, for a moment I thought he was talking about me.

[mankie]

Originally posted by mark e smith:
   

Originally posted by mankie:
  NO! It's not mank before any smart arse makes a comment!

Funny, for a moment I thought he was talking about me. [/b]

Yeah, more like you really. "Little older" is you, I would be "Old bastard" or "Gay old bastard" if paige was telling the story.

[markie]

Originally posted by mankie:
   "Gay old bastard" if paige was telling the story.

I know, what's with that? Did you spurn her advances for head in return for a good deal on a car?

[mankie]

Originally posted by mark e smith:
   

Originally posted by mankie:
   "Gay old bastard" if paige was telling the story.

I know, what's with that? Did you spurn her advances for head in return for a good deal on a car? [/b]

It may well be a case of 'the more she ignores me the closer I get' if you know what I mean.
     
 
 would never turn down sexual favors (from a girl) for a deal on a car, it's the company's money remember!

[bearman🐻]

Does anyone know who I'm talking about? I've seen him at Blur, JAMC, Pulp, and a bunch of others...I haven't seen him in a while, but he's a hoot to watch (from a distance).

[markie]

Originally posted by mankie:
 
 would never turn down sexual favors (from a girl) for a deal on a car, it's the company's money remember!

Damn I wish I had thought of that...... I deffo want to become a car salesperson now.
 
 Did you read Man and Boy yet?

[markie]

Originally posted by bunnyman:
  Does anyone know who I'm talking about? I've seen him at Blur, JAMC, Pulp, and a bunch of others...I haven't seen him in a while, but he's a hoot to watch (from a distance).

this past blur show last year, or an earlier one. I dont think I have ever seen him, but we have only been here just under 5 years.

[bearman🐻]

I think that was the one at the Capitol Ballroom (aka Nation). I think I saw him at a show last year though and now I can't remember which one.

[Sir HC]

There was a guy at the Fall show this past summer who was quite enthused.  Almost Richard Simmons in his attire/attitude/cheering.  He was woo-ing through entire songs.  First it was funny, but by the end you wanted to toss him out a window.

[eros]

Originally posted by bunnyman:
  Does anyone know who I'm talking about? I've seen him at Blur, JAMC, Pulp, and a bunch of others...I haven't seen him in a while, but he's a hoot to watch (from a distance).

Kula Shaker about 7-8 years ago.  He was dancing around "Woodstock"-style with the flailing arms and all.  Then he started standing on his head.  Had to be on acid or something.

[mankie]

Originally posted by mark e smith:
 

Originally posted by mankie:
 [qb]
 
 Did you read Man and Boy yet? [/b]

Just started it last night actually...waited till I finished the Shane MacGowan book, and then kept forgetting to get it out of my car because I was driving (dare I say it) an SUV during the bit of snow and ice we had.
 
 BTW....MB ML series SUV...a fine example of crappie designing, you can tell it was after Chrysler got involved.